Things that were made out to be good fun but turned out to be boring.

[mollinary]

Its when the ball hits you in the nuts and your not wearing a cup

A cup?!? What the .... Is that?  Everyone knows that cricketers wear a box!  Cup, what is the world coming to?  Has someone let a colonial into the forum? I think we should be told.

Mollinary

[fred.]

After several pints I always thought Pot Noodles were quite good

That is a common effect of several pints on many things!

Caravaning

I'm not sure anyone has ever claimed caravanning to be fun!

[d_Guy]

Has someone let a colonial into the forum?

Mollinary

Since this thread now has elements of a cultural exchange - a box over here in the colonies may refer to the same anatomical area that we have been discussing - but in the opposite gender. In fact when we came to understand that you have a Boxing Day - we were like - good on you!!

I certainly will now have complex thoughts when I next see a football helmet 

[FierceKitty]

The term certainly carried that sense in South Africa too. Probably still does.

[Leman]

Could the M&Ms photo now be relabelled as a box of chocolates?

[fsn]

Kiss ball = Football/Soccer. Nobby.

I knew that.  That's what I was thinking.

Of course.

Wasn't thinking anything naughty.

Nothing at all.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I knew that.  That's what I was thinking.

Of course.

Wasn't thinking anything naughty.

Nothing at all.

Why is your nose growing then....

IanS

[Techno]

Age ? 
Cheers - Phil

[FierceKitty]

Ballet.

[Tawa]

I am the god of tits and wine..... 

[Nosher]

Flames of War

Warhammer

[DanJ]

Oysters

[Leman]

DBM

[Matt J]

My ex wife

[d_Guy]

Matt's ex-wife.