Things that were made out to be good fun but turned out to be boring.

Started by Westmarcher, 23 March 2016, 01:00:40 PM

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Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 23 March 2016, 03:07:55 PM

Its when the ball hits you in the nuts and your not wearing a cup


What is the 'cup'?

Was called a 'box' in my six hitting days.
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Roy

Same thing, different name.
The term 'Cup' is probably more North American influenced, as it fits inside the jockstrap, and I've picked it up as its more commonly referenced in the sports I've seen in the past.


"Box", Cricket abdominal Guard.


"Traditional Cup" to be fitted inside a Jockstrap


Frontal, side and rear views of a man wearing a jockstrap  ???
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Quote from: FierceKitty on 23 March 2016, 02:03:52 PM
Aka Tits and torture.

There's a video of all the nudity in the first 3 seasons. It boiled down to about 16 minutes out of 30 hours.

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Quote from: mad lemmey on 23 March 2016, 02:54:23 PM
Wow, hold on! Contact cricket?!? What!

I conjecture a few logical rules changes envolving wickets and bats - and - of course - three fielders from the at-bat side - call them offensive fielders. Baseball would be amenable to similar rules. TV ratings would go WAY up.

Roy seems to have the sense of it  :)
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Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 23 March 2016, 04:10:46 PM
Same thing, different name.
The term 'Cup' is probably more North American influenced
Definitely what we call it here. Incidently there used to be a joke in American football that if you took a shot to the jewels - grab your helmet - cause NOBODY wants to watch you grab the actual area of injury  :)
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

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Quote from: Nosher on 23 March 2016, 04:42:23 PM
Kiss ball

Wha....??? Explain, please. Unless it's what I think it is then please don't bother.
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Kiss ball = Football/Soccer. Nobby.
Sumo ball = Rugby Union.

Quote from: Raider4 on 23 March 2016, 04:37:34 PM
There's a video of all the nudity in the first 3 seasons. It boiled down to about 16 minutes out of 30 hours.
Cheers, Martyn

Good grief....It seemed far longer than that, in just the 3 episodes I struggled through.

Cheers - Phil

Westmarcher

Quote from: d_Guy on 23 March 2016, 05:00:09 PM
Definitely what we call it here. Incidently there used to be a joke in American football that if you took a shot to the jewels - grab your helmet - cause NOBODY wants to watch you grab the actual area of injury  :)

Unfortunately, on this side of the Atlantic, it is likely you would still be grabbing the actual area of injury, the word "helmet" being a colloquialism for the glans ....  :-[
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Well tits, torture, dragons, wildfire, jousting knights, mayhem - jeez I absolutely love it! Watching series 5 at the mo. Would have thought it was right up the fantasy brigade's street. No tanks, wehrmacht, waffen ss, red army, d day, m3,4,5,6,7,8 etc so probably unlikely to be FSN's cup of tea.
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Quote from: Leman on 23 March 2016, 06:03:13 PM
Well tits, torture, dragons, wildfire, jousting knights, mayhem - jeez I absolutely love it! Watching series 5 at the mo. Would have thought it was right up the fantasy brigade's street. No tanks, wehrmacht, waffen ss, red army, d day, m3,4,5,6,7,8 etc so probably unlikely to be FSN's cup of tea.
Tush and fie! I likes me a bit of personal armour, "Cry God for Harry, England and Susan George", can't beat of bit of Dark Age butchery and who can resist a Hoplite? On Fantasy, I feel I peaked in the early '80s with Ian Holm and Michael Horden on Radio 4 doing "Lord of the Rings". After that, I just can't seem to get me dragon out the starting block. Then again, I'm not one for these never ending series that seem to meander around without reaching a point, what are they called? HBO.

 
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