Why did I do that?

[Orcs]

I could have been there.

I was going to call the person a complete pillock.

Then I remembered, I've already told the (honestly, true) story of me, and two and a half gallons of "Is this diesel or petrol ?" and being engulfed in a split second fireball, a few years back 

Cheers - Mr Cat......(Who must have used up most of his nine lives by now.)

You don't have Frank Spencer somewhere in your family tree do you?

[Tawa]

[Orcs]

Yes I see some likeness to Phil there -  All is now explained !!!

[Techno]

You don't have Frank Spencer somewhere in your family tree do you?

No.....But I used to be able to do an almost spot on impersonation of his voice. ("Hmmmm....Nice".)
...I just tried...Doesn't sound right at all, now. 

Cheers - Phil.

[Subedai]

According to Ma Subs, Frank Spencer is to make a comeback with Michael Craig as a one off for Sports Relief and is recreating the famous roller-skating-while-holding-on-to-back-of-a-bus routine.