It's the little things that irritate

Started by fsn, 01 March 2016, 05:19:22 PM

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Roy

tlhIngan DaH mugh rIn 100 Hol-pagh jatlh google mugh!  :-w [-( :-q ~X( :(

and I think that is very important that you should all know this.  :-B

:D
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Chris Pringle

Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 14 March 2016, 01:48:17 PM
tlhIngan DaH mugh rIn 100 Hol-pagh jatlh google mugh!

So what is it exactly that irritates you, Roy? People who devote improbable amounts of time to tasks that are trivial and incomprehensible except to fellow enthusiasts? (If the latter, what are we all doing here ...)

Chris

Roy

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Nah, I was just being silly. But thinking about it, more people probably do understand more Klingon phrases than some of the languages that Google (supposedly) translates.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Duke Speedy of Leighton

14 March 2016, 04:39:13 PM #123 Last Edit: 14 March 2016, 04:42:29 PM by mad lemmey
People, notably elder people, who stop in doorways/aisles to have a chat, probably with someone who they haven't seen since just before lunchtime, parking their trollies perpendicularly to the shelves/fridges; hence blocking the entire aisle.

But when you ask them to move, they shoot you some dirty looks!

And what really irritates me is people who moan about people, notably elder people, who stop in doorways/aisles to have a chat, probably with someone who they haven't seen since just before lunchtime, parking their trollies perpendicularly to the shelves/fridges; hence blocking the entire aisle.

But when you ask them to move, they shoot you some dirty looks!

And what really irritates me is people who moan about people who moan about people, notably elder people, who stop in doorways/aisles to have a chat, probably with someone who they haven't seen since just before lunchtime, parking their trollies perpendicularly to the shelves/fridges; hence blocking the entire aisle.

But when you ask them to move, they shoot you some dirty looks!

And what really irritates me is people who moan about people who repeat themselves.

And what really really irritates me is people who moan about people who repeat themselves.


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Chris Pringle

Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 14 March 2016, 03:55:26 PM
Nah, I was just being silly.

That's OK then. We approve of judicious measures of silliness.

paulr

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FierceKitty

Quote from: Vanvlak on 14 March 2016, 05:55:08 PM
Boiled eggs.

Halved, with a few drops of good soy sauce - yummy. Soft boiled and served in little moulds of good aspic with a wrap of tasty ham - foretaste of heaven.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Vanvlak

Quote from: FierceKitty on 15 March 2016, 01:31:17 AM
Halved, with a few drops of good soy sauce - yummy. Soft boiled and served in little moulds of good aspic with a wrap of tasty ham - foretaste of heaven.

Urgh. Urrrgh-blargh. Can't take them.  :'(
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Techno

Quote from: FierceKitty on 15 March 2016, 01:31:17 AM
- foretaste of heaven.

That ?!...From such a confirmed atheist as yourself.
How strange.  :-\

Cheers - Phil

FierceKitty

It's an atheist's heaven. Lots of the stuff that religion disapproves of.
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Techno


Techno

A new irritation.

The 'puppy' disappearing.......having to go outside, early in the morning.....To find the little sod.
I think he's picking up a fox's scent and going off for a good chase. (GIT !!!)

I could give him such a smack....... But, of course, you have to praise him when he eventually returns, when you really want to shout and yell "BAD DOG" at him.

AAAARGH !!!

Cheers - Phil >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(


Orcs

Quote from: Techno on 15 March 2016, 08:51:43 AM
A new irritation.

The 'puppy' disappearing.......having to go outside, early in the morning.....To find the little sod.
I think he's picking up a fox's scent and going off for a good chase. (GIT !!!)


At least you don't have to follow him round to pick up his mess than have a pocket full bags of warm dog Pooh l

Still I suppose that this might be of benefit on a frosty morning
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

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Roy

More annoying, than irritating...

Painting up Samurai Ape's armour in a red/white colour combo, thinking its going good ... then holding the base of figures at arms length and realising you've painted them to look like Santa Claus.  :'( :'( :'(

"Oh look, Roy's using his Christmas Apes army again!"  ~X(
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"