Ode for St. Valentine's Day

Started by Westmarcher, 13 February 2016, 04:51:49 PM

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Techno

14 February 2016, 01:38:27 PM #20
Quote from: Nosher on 14 February 2016, 12:41:00 PM
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the car

Certainly not...You ruffian.
What sort of chap do you think I am ? (Don't answer that !)

Cheers - Phil

Ithoriel

14 February 2016, 01:56:36 PM #21
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I'm not romantic ..
Fancy a screw?
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Duke Speedy of Leighton

14 February 2016, 02:01:28 PM #22
Roses are red,
I like boobies,
Boooooooooobies.....
Blue footed sea birds!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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petercooman

14 February 2016, 03:57:29 PM #23
Also:

Westmarcher

14 February 2016, 10:26:48 PM #24
 ;D =O ;D =D>

A lot of good stuff there!

If I was to award a prize for the most original, I would award it to ........


..... now ..... where did I put my underpants?
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Tawa

15 February 2016, 03:20:14 PM #25
Quote from: FierceKitty on 14 February 2016, 12:02:56 AM
The Pink Panzer returns!

Just need this in pink now......

Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Ithoriel

15 February 2016, 03:55:03 PM #26
If only I had the tools and skills to do an Elefant "Hello Kitty" style like this EVE Online Kestrel re-skin :)

There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Tawa

16 February 2016, 05:22:40 PM #27
Quote from: Ithoriel on 15 February 2016, 03:55:03 PM
If only I had the tools and skills to do an Elefant "Hello Kitty" style like this EVE Online Kestrel re-skin :)




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Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Last Hussar

16 February 2016, 06:18:54 PM #28
Roses are Red,
Bacon is too
Rhymes are hard
Mmmmm Bacon.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Ithoriel

16 February 2016, 06:39:26 PM #29
Not nearly as polished as the spaceship :-)

A pink Elephant :)
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

FierceKitty

17 February 2016, 03:24:30 AM #30
Noses are red,
Fingers are blue.
I hate English winters;
How about you?
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

FierceKitty

17 February 2016, 03:25:56 AM #31
Tonkers are one,
Ankles are two.
One condom's enough,
But not one shoe.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.
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