Meet the Judges!

[Ithoriel]

I auditioned for the part of Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars but was turned down as I was too big

[Leon]

When I was at Uni I was 5'9" and a little under 8 stone.  Now that I've 'matured' I'm now also 5'9" and 12 stone... 

[Orcs]

OK then.

I'm 6 feet tall and weigh 9stone 2....Which is a BMI of 17.3. (Underweight by lots.....But I couldn't put weight on, even if I tried.)

Cough up, Tawa. 

Cheers - Phil

Sometimes you could just hate people !!!!!  I am 16 Stone and 6 foot.  If I look at food I put weight on.   

Mrs Orcs wonder how I do a 12 hour shift and only take a sandwiich tin of soup and two piecs of fruit. 

[Techno]

I genuinely would like to put on weight, Mark !

I burn calories by simply sitting still.  .......Resting pulse rate is at the high end of 'normal' for an adult.

Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

I genuinely would like to put on weight, Mark !

I burn calories by simply sitting still.  .......Resting pulse rate is at the high end of 'normal' for an adult.

Cheers - Phil

You can have some of Mine !! 

[Tawa]

I genuinely would like to put on weight, Mark !
I burn calories by simply sitting still.  .......Resting pulse rate is at the high end of 'normal' for an adult.

You and me both. My metabolism is pretty much redlining when I'm sat idle. I've already burned off the calories from tomorrow nights tea whilst typing this..... 

Now that I've 'matured'

Well, we know that's a lie!