Fake Victorian Regiment Names

[sdennan]

Hi Guys

I am planning the groups Xmas get together for this year and I think we are due for a game of Pig  Tickler. (It's a game from Eureka's Pax Limpopo world)

I was hoping the more imaginative of you could suggest some fake but plausible names for two British Unicycle Lancer regiments (nothing too rude obviously as we are gentlemen first, officers second). One wears Pith Helmets the other Czapka. I am going to use the names on Mess invitations to invitees. I will get regimental badges designed by someone on Fiverr.

Thanks in advance

Simon

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

51st Foot in Mouth

2nd Kings Tight Lancers

17th Queen's Owned (Dearth of Glory) Hussars

82nd Signals (Carrier Pigeons)

[FierceKitty]

26th Undistinguished.

[Ithoriel]

The 1st Bicycle Lancer Imperial Mounted Police Squadron (aka The BLIMPS!)

The Rapid Operations (Bicycle) Independent Naval Squadron (aka The ROBINS)

The 4th Unicycle Naval Contingent (Lance Equipped) (aka UNCLE)

The Slavic Peoples Experimental Cycle Training & Recruitment Establishment (aka SPECTRE)

The 3rd Cycle Assault Detachment (aka The CADS)

The 1st Bicycle Operations (Unicycle) National Defence Experimental Research Section (The BOUNDERS)

[GrumpyOldMan]

the 24th Mysore Unicyclists (Motto - Saddles!! - We don't need no stinkin' saddles.....)



How about the 16th Duke of Carenaught's Own Lancers (Dennan's Horse) ?

[fsn]

14th Cads and Bounders (The Cherry Takers)
104th Boil and Verruca Foot (Obviously from Mysore)
27th Fig and Date Fuzileers (A regular unit)
The Burnme and Mycut Fencibles (Techno's Own)
The Noel Coward Auxiliaries (Dear, dear boys)
Princess Derek's Own
The Marine Light Horse Artillery (which I think is real)
Cocos and Cheekos Ballon Animal Company (full of hot air, the lot of 'em)

Then there's the RN unit named after a famous sailor that used only one type of bike, and were famous for their ability to stand together - the "Raleigh Raleigh Rally"

Then there's got to be the Victoria's favourite Royal Auxiliary Corps Establishment - "Queen's No1 - Bicycle RACE"

[Leman]

Queen's Own Here and Theres (Topographical Survey Company)
Royal Barkshire Machine Gun Company (dog-pulled)
Duke of Osborne's Offencibles (Army Benefit platoon)
Countess of May's Borderers (Frontier Guards)

Possible opponents - Vatican City Militia (Papal Leg It).

[Chad]

The Wheel Imperial Lancers (The Colonel has a lisp)

[Westmarcher]

The Royal Corps of Transvestites (aka "The Vamps"). 

[Tawa]

93rd Heavy (Underwater) Battery, RHA?

Queen's Own Here and Theres (Topographical Survey Company)

Stolen! 

[Last Hussar]

You could just pillage the Football League!

[Ithoriel]

You could just pillage the Football League!

If only somebody would!

[Last Hussar]

Aside from Billionaires, I take it?

[Chris Pringle]

My best effort at this late hour:
Yorkshire Yunicycle Yeomanry (East Riding).

Many better suggestions than that above. I like Ithoriel's BLIMPS.

Chris

[fsn]

The Royal Corps of Transvestites (aka "The Vamps"). 

Surely they were drag-oons?