Saw this, thought of you.

[Techno]

I went to the worst zoo in the UK, recently.

There was only one animal there.....a dog.
It was a shih tzu.



(Thanks, Nobby......That worked !!)

Told you it was awful.

Cheers - Phil

[mollinary]

It was a shih tzu.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mollinary

[petercooman]

I went to the worst zoo in the UK, recently.

There was only one animal there.....a dog.
It was a shih tzu.



(Thanks, Nobby......That worked !!)

Told you it was awful.

Cheers - Phil

Well at least it made me chuckle, so thanks for the effort 

[fsn]

 

I've just been watching Whitney Cummings ...

She's a stand up comedian. She's not a town in Oxfordshire, she is not a gentleman's problem, nor is she a ... hang on , just let me check ... no ... oh, must save that for later ... no, she is not a porn star.   She wrote "Two Broke Girls".

Anyway. Whitney Cummings defines love as "being willing to die to save someone ... that you, yourself want to kill."