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Started by Last Hussar, 15 September 2015, 08:00:08 PM

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OldenBUA

Quote from: FierceKitty on 19 September 2015, 10:07:19 AM
Probably correct too. By the way, beware the word "Hottentot" if you're ever in the area; it's linguistic Semtex.

Wasn't aware of that, so I'll keep it in mind. Not likely to ever go there, though.

Anyway, to get back on topic:

Phil only uses reference books because his memory isn't what it used to be and snapshots weren't invented back then.
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paulr

Quote from: OldenBUA on 19 September 2015, 07:59:14 PM
Wasn't aware of that, so I'll keep it in mind. Not likely to ever go there, though.

Anyway, to get back on topic:

Phil only uses reference books because his memory isn't what it used to be and snapshots weren't invented back then.

FSN started a special thread for this particular member http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,12785.0.html

I'm sure a Moderator will be along shortly to move it for you

Ohhh Matron ;) ;D
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Quote from: OldenBUA on 19 September 2015, 07:59:14 PM
Phil only uses reference books because his memory isn't what it used to be and snapshots weren't invented back then.

........and I lost all the sketches I scribbled on vellum and papyrus.
(Damn expensive that stuff was, too !  :'()

Quote from: paulr on 19 September 2015, 09:51:51 PM
FSN started a special thread for this particular member http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,12785.0.html
I'm sure a Moderator will be along shortly to move it for you
Ohhh Matron ;) ;D

It won't be me...I'm only comfortable using the delete, modify or lock buttons !  :P ;)

Cheers - Phil

Last Hussar

So, let me get this straight.

Serious Threads soon break down into a pell-mell of cheap insults and in-jokes.

A thread inviting cheap insults and in-jokes breaks down into a serious discussion of linguistics?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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You expect us to be LOGICAL  :d :d

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Quote from: Last Hussar on 20 September 2015, 08:22:09 AM
So, let me get this straight.

Serious Threads soon break down into a pell-mell of cheap insults and in-jokes.

A thread inviting cheap insults and in-jokes breaks down into a serious discussion of linguistics?

Maybe we should alter the way we make threads.

For example, instead of asking 'what was the regimental colour for xxx line infantry from austria'
We could ask, "what's the most offensive austrian joke you know' and maybe we get all kinds of informative chit-chat!

OldenBUA

20 September 2015, 10:22:12 AM #47 Last Edit: 20 September 2015, 10:28:02 AM by OldenBUA
Far too obvious. You should ask about the correct way to use a "Ringel-ess" if you want that kind of information.
Water is indeed the essential ingredient of life, because without water you can't make coffee!

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fsn

I only know one Austrian joke - that's not about a chap named Fritzl.

The story goes that during WWI the Austrio-Hungarian Empire had regionally constituted regiments. The Italians on the other side used to be able to identify their foe from the fighting style. One experienced officer is telling his new relief how to identify them.

"The Tyroleans are great snipers. Keep your head down. The Hungarians fight with great elan. Be prepared to fight off mass charges. When the Austrians are in the line, they will throw lots of hand grenades."

"What do you do then?" asked the bewildered cadet.

"Take the pins out and throw them back."     
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Last Hussar

Surely - "Light them and throw them back"!

FSN - You are an oik
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Techno

Quote from: Last Hussar on 20 September 2015, 08:22:09 AM
So, let me get this straight.
Serious Threads soon break down into a pell-mell of cheap insults and in-jokes.
A thread inviting cheap insults and in-jokes breaks down into a serious discussion of linguistics?

I thought that was taken as read.  ;)

Nice one, Nobby !......But as LH says.....You are an oik !

Cheers - Phil

Last Hussar

Leon is a considerate employer, who treats all his minions with love and respect.
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petercooman

Quote from: Last Hussar on 20 September 2015, 11:59:10 AM
Leon is a considerate employer, who threatens all his minions with love and respect.

fixed that for you  :d

Tawa

Quote from: mad lemmey on 18 September 2015, 05:00:14 PMGelderland has got to be best!

Most definitely. Went to Grolle for an event in 2012 and got rather squiffy with a load of Czechs....
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Last Hussar

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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FierceKitty

Quote from: Last Hussar on 22 September 2015, 01:09:41 AM
So drunk they bounced.

As the Imperial joke ran, when they impaled captured Hussites: The post's in the Czech.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Tawa

Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

No Libel - its true and in print.

GET IT RIGHT.....

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No - ORCS really REALLY loves the French.  He is a great admirer of the men, and wants to be a Frenchman when he grows up.
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