Games Workshop! Don't talk to me about Games Workshop!

[Leman]

My best mate lives in Southport - I resemble that remark. As a patron of Lord St. Nero my immediate reaction is, well there goes the neighbourhood. Going to have to share the pavement with fat, sweaty, unkempt, Metallica T-shirted saddos now! 

[fsn]

So a Batman t-shirt is OK?

[Leman]

Cat Woman would be preferable.

[fsn]

While typing the above recommendation a strange thought struck me, not very hard or I would havev said "OWCH" in a loud voice.

Can you use Matt varnish for varnishing those with the forename of Matthew?  .

Indeed has anyone with the forename of Matthew ever been varnished.

What do you use if you want your Matthew to have a gloss finish?


I think I will now go and lay down in a quiet,darkened room after taking one of the purple and orange pills FSN kindly sent me .

My nephew's name is Matthew.  I feel an experiment coming on!

The purple and orange pills taste of a visit to Grandmother's house. 

[Orcs]

The purple and orange pills taste of a visit to Grandmother's house. 

Now I know why they tasted of mothballs and urine

[Techno]

Can you still buy mothballs ? 
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Still - didn't think they'd got that far yet where you are....

BTW - my pills are pale pink and white.

IanS

[fsn]

Can you still buy mothballs ? 
Cheers - Phil

Yeah, but I've never hit a moth with one yet.

Joke courtesy of ITMA, 1942 - FSN

[Techno]

Still - didn't think they'd got that far yet where you are....

We don't get moths here... ....It's too damp for them to survive. 
Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

Can you still buy mothballs ? 
Cheers - Phil

Well OLD people still seem to manage to get them.  I am surprised you didn't know where Phil. 

[Techno]

Oh dear  ......I've just accidentally stamped (very hard) on those tanky things, I found for you, this morning, Mark.
Oh well....It was the thought that counted. 
Cheers - Phil

[Ithoriel]

Moth balls? Are there uses for any other part of the moth?

[Techno]

Yes....The antennae of certain species of moth make very good, ultra fine, brushes.....Much finer than sable hair bristles.
You read it here, first ! 
Cheers - Phil.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Report immediately to the RSPCI for prosecution.....

IanS


RSPCI - Royal Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Insects. (If there itn un der shuld be).

[Techno]

I only ever use dead ones. 
Cheers - Phil (No insects were harmed in the making of this....erm  ...advice.)