What going on with the Dark Lord?

[fsn]

Gentlemen of the forum.

You may have noticed this morning an awful lot of posts from the Much Beloved One (May his toes never grow hairy) which are, quite frankly all the same - "vote added" and his trademark 

This is quite frankly uncharacteristic behaviour of the Dear Leader (May his dandruff always match his shirt) and we (the fish-heads in the Pendraken stargazy pie) ought to be a trifle concerned. I have analysed the posts and I have come up with the following possible reasons:

• Coffee intake far too high.
• Guilt at the amount of time absent from his post. I know for a fact that the His Sardonic Majesty (may his private fungal issues never return) has worked less than 100 hours per week in three out of the last 4 weeks. Some (Westmarcher for one) would call it slacking and face His wrath. Me, I couldn't possible comment. 
• After a lesson from a 6 year old darkling, the Omnipresent Dark Stain (may His pockets be deeper than His arms are long) has discovered CTRL-C and CTRL-V.   
• Milady (may her fingers be forever beringed) politely inquired why Her Saturnine Spouse (may His fashion "sense" become understood) spent all evening away from her side. To explain His activities, he rapidly posted many, many times and then explained that we (the hairs in the Pendraken merkin) kept Him up all night with our incessant bleatings
• Another few posts and The Lord of Us All (may His toenail clippings sell well on eBay) will be promoted to be one of the Masters of the Universe. He will then be allowed to change his name to Hey-Man, wear just a tasteful selection of leather belts and have his hair quiffed.

We (the spores in the Pendraken petri dish) need to know.

Something retro about this post 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

What?

Dried frog pills! STAT!

[Orcs]

I am highly alarmed at this last post by FSN!!

I know his pots are a bit random at times, but they have been much worse since he purchased those T35'S  FROM THAT OTHER MANUFACTURER.

I think he needs to review his pill cocktail  

[FierceKitty]

How can a coffee intake be too high?

[Orcs]

How can a coffee intake be too high?

No Idea FK, I did not think that possibilty existed.

[Techno]

Aha !

So does that mean I can just mark 'as read' the dozens of topics with Leon as the last poster ?...That'll save time. 

Another few posts and The Lord of Us All (may His toenail clippings sell well on eBay) will be promoted to be one of the Masters of the Universe. He will then be allowed to change his name to Hey-Man, wear just a tasteful selection of leather belts and have his hair quiffed.

You're an OIK, Nobby !

Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

How can a coffee intake be too high?

2 litre flask of very strong filter coffee in 2hrs did give me the shakes.....

IanS

[fsn]

How can a coffee intake be too high?

Serve it on a very tall table.

[fsn]

I know his pots are a bit random at times, but they have been much worse since he purchased those T35'S  FROM THAT OTHER MANUFACTURER.

It's the guilt. 

[toxicpixie]

I thought the T-35's were painted solid green, not with gilt?

*boom~tisch

[fsn]

Techo, this gentleman is leaving ... would you be so kind?

[toxicpixie]

You're fine, I'll eat my own coat thanks!

It's got quite a lot of gold braid on and I wouldn't want to guilt anyone else into eating it.

[Techno]

Techo, this gentleman is leaving ... would you be so kind?

Would you like to chew the coat first, Nobby ?
Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

Most kind. I may have a nibble on the inside pocket.

Must watch one's figure, you know.

[Leon]

You may have noticed this morning an awful lot of posts from the Much Beloved One (May his toes never grow hairy) which are, quite frankly all the same - "vote added" and his trademark 

Just updating the requests lists, Ctrl+C/V is my saviour...

• Coffee intake far too high.

Don't drink coffee...

• Guilt at the amount of time absent from his post. I know for a fact that the His Sardonic Majesty (may his private fungal issues never return) has worked less than 100 hours per week in three out of the last 4 weeks. Some (Westmarcher for one) would call it slacking and face His wrath. Me, I couldn't possible comment. 

Maybe, but I'm working on remedying that.  45 hours this week so far, so I'll do my best to hit that 100 for you...

• After a lesson from a 6 year old darkling, the Omnipresent Dark Stain (may His pockets be deeper than His arms are long) has discovered CTRL-C and CTRL-V.   

If I ever need to know how to do it on a tablet, the 5-year old will be my first port of call...

• Milady (may her fingers be forever beringed) politely inquired why Her Saturnine Spouse (may His fashion "sense" become understood) spent all evening away from her side. To explain His activities, he rapidly posted many, many times and then explained that we (the hairs in the Pendraken merkin) kept Him up all night with our incessant bleatings

To be honest, I always blame you lot...

• Another few posts and The Lord of Us All (may His toenail clippings sell well on eBay) will be promoted to be one of the Masters of the Universe. He will then be allowed to change his name to Hey-Man, wear just a tasteful selection of leather belts and have his hair quiffed.

I have been trying to get myself to the next promotion level, just to see what it is.  It may take me several years to achieve it though, and as I fade into my autumnal foliage, you may refer to me as grayskull...