Blackadder Quote Generator!

Started by Leon, 13 March 2010, 08:45:56 PM

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Leon

13 March 2010, 08:45:56 PM
Some of the best lines in comedy history:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/quotes/index.shtml

;D
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Leon

13 March 2010, 08:46:29 PM #1
Blackadder: Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?

Baldrick: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.
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Megamatman

13 March 2010, 08:49:34 PM #2
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

Blackadder: We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod.
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nikharwood

13 March 2010, 09:12:14 PM #3
Luvvit  8)

Blackadder (to Percy): You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be.

Megamatman

13 March 2010, 09:28:47 PM #4
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Luddite

13 March 2010, 09:42:54 PM #5 Last Edit: 13 March 2010, 09:45:46 PM by Luddite
Hmm...the first one i got...

Red Baron: How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you it is the basis of an entire culture.

:D

And the second...the best quote ever!!

Melchett: If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.

:D :D
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Leon

13 March 2010, 11:58:04 PM #6
Blackadder: "Something is always wrong, Balders. The fact that I am not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle.
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Dave Fielder

27 April 2010, 10:44:39 PM #7
Flashheart: If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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