A lawyer and a blonde...

[Leon]

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.

He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa."

Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer:

"Okay, how about this "If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail.

After over an hour, of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $50.

The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?"

Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Brilliant

[Techno]

I LIKE that one ! 
Cheers - Phil

[FierceKitty]

Tho' I'm not sure why it should be a lawyer, and it sure as Hell isn't the blonde who stars in most of the franchise.

[FierceKitty]

ummm...please don't delay the Aztecs another six years because of that....

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

THE "A" WORD AGAIN....

IanS

[petercooman]

ummm...please don't delay the Aztecs another six years because of that....

Can you delay something that's cancelled? 

[toxicpixie]

Experience of privatised railways suggests you can do it either way round, just so long as nothing delays or cancels the public subsidy 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I AM NOT GOING TO PAY TAXES TO SUBSIDES DEMENTED DEMANDS OF AN INSANE CAT.


IanS 

[toxicpixie]

The Daily Heil tells me the entire foreign aid budget is spent on him!

[FierceKitty]

I AM NOT GOING TO PAY TAXES TO SUBSIDES DEMENTED DEMANDS OF AN INSANE CAT.

WTF?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Wilted Trade Flora?
Wild Toad Flight?
With Tired Feet?
Went To Fishborne?
Want Ten Fields?
Wretched  Trade Federation?
Wanted To Fly?

Nope, not getting it.

[FierceKitty]

Just have another triple brandy, general.