Hi All

[Steve J]

Welcome on board Jasper .

[Jasper]

Prynhawn da Jasper.

Does your interests extend to anything mechanised? Or are you restricted to the clip, clop eras? 

You see, to me Jackson looks like this ...

Yep, I like those too, though for armour more of eastern front panzers for me, especially Prokorvorka.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Hello and welcome!

[fsn]

Yep, I like those too, though for armour more of eastern front panzers for me, especially Prokorvorka.

Good man, yourself! I like's me a bit of the Russian - though mine's a bit earlier. 

[Dave Fielder]

Howay man ... plenty of gamers oop Narth I suspect to roll some 10mm dice against

[howayman]

Hi Jasper. Welcome to the downward slide that is this forum. Its a fun ride though. 

[Maenoferren]

Welcome aboard.

[Orcs]

Hi Jasper,

Good to have you aboard, Do you mount a forum?      THAT WAS A RHETRICAL STATEMENT, no replys of any sort are needed.

Cheers

Orcs

[Orcs]

your comments makes me wonder who has the largest unpainted lead (and plastic) mountain.

ARE YOU MAD!!!!!!    A post discussing the size of our said mountains could be very dangerous if any significant other read it.

I can see the conversation going like this:-

Significant other:  I have just read how big your lead mountain is on the Forum - Is it really that big?

Forum Member Well, Its

S.O:  It is that huge isnt it ?

F.M: "but"

S.O:  Don't you BUT me!  How much have you spent on all this, This STUFF?  

F.M : Just a few quid here and there Love"

S.0 : "A FEW QUID!!!!  I have seen the prices on EBAY - you have spent hundreds of pounds!!!!!"

F.M:   (Despertaely trying to find a way out)  No Darling, not a musch as that, most of the stuff I buy on the bring and buy for a fiver!

S.0:  ( Now rumaging isn F.M's wargame cupboard)  SO what this reciept in this box file ??   its got your name on it and is says - Oh I can't read the bl**dy name - 28mm Niky-foron Byzantics £250 ANDS ITS GOT YOUR NAME ON IT !!  Thats not FIVE  FLAMING QUID IS IT?  IS IT?

F.M: ( Now in state of Panic ) No Darling, I bought those with the money Aunty Flo left me.

SO.: (Slighty placated)  Oh, Ok then thats alright. HANG ON A MINUTE - the reciepts from TWO YEARS BEFORE SHE DIED!!!! What are you playing at?

F.M: Wargames.

S0: Don't be flippant with me, when you have been wasting all our money on, on TOYS!

S.0 now starts rumaging in wargames cupboard.

F.M. ( Now in real panic mode as he starts to realise there may be more reciepts in the cupboard )

S.0:  LOOK ANOTHER RECIEPT WITH YOUR NAME ON!  Its from a company called Pendraken,  ITS FOR £150!!!  and there tiny, £150 of OUR MONEY on these silly little things?

F.M:  Thats for refighting Antietam with Tom

S.0 (still looking at recipt incredulously)  This reciept say "CHEERS LEON!" on it, whose Leon?

F.M He's the supplier

S.0  I DON'T BELIEVE IT - YOUR ON FIRST NAME TERMS WITH THE MANUFACTURER !!   YOU MUST HAVE SPENT THOUSANDS!!

F.M.  Look at least you know where I am each evenuing and its not like i spend as much as Tom

S.O  Does Sarah know how much Toms spends?? I bet she doesn't know You and Tom have  spent nearly £200 on stuff for that "Anty battle thing?".  I AM GOING TO CALL SARAH!!

F.M: (In pleading small boy voice )  Please don't do that.

S.O Then we are going to see how much of OUR money is in this cupboad.......

[fsn]

 

[Luddite]

I consider myself immensely blessed.  My SO is a gamer (and a Whovian geek) too, so if she ever found out i'd have some good defences ready.

'Yeah love, but you dropped £100 on Magic cards last month, and i noticed Takenoko turn up in the post yeasterday, and i'm pretty sure you only had 4 TIE Fighters last time we played X-Wing, so those other 4 didn't materialise out of thin air.  And how much did that TARDIS cost?  And i noticed another Lament Configuration on the shelf yesterday.  And well, then there's the $200 on the Doubleclicks album Kickstarter...'

So yeah...i'm set!   

[Leman]

Missed this one. Welcome Jasper.

[paulr]

So the moral is destroy all receipts 

[Leon]

Hi Jasper, welcome to the Forum!  You've probably realised by now that most of the inmates are bonkers, but they're mostly harmless!

[Westmarcher]

Belated greetings from me, Jasper.

Are you red headed by any chance?