For gardeners.

[FierceKitty]

When your hamster dies, mince and boil in syrup, then use to fertilize tulips.

There's even a song about it....

[getagrip]

When your hamster dies, mince and boil in syrup, then use to fertilize tulips.

There's even a song about it....

And you suggest I need therapy?

[Matt J]

the kids may be a hard sell on that one  

Although when I was at Uni our 'associates' had a hamster at their house which was poorly treated, drugs and alcohol (maybe women as well, I don't know..) anyway it died behind the sofa and was just left. Eventually someone put a sign on it 'Please bury me'. I think it eventually amalgamated with the carpet.

[FierceKitty]

The point was the song: Tulips from Hamster Jam.

[getagrip]

the kids may be a hard sell on that one  

Although when I was at Uni our 'associates' had a hamster at their house which was poorly treated, drugs and alcohol (maybe women as well, I don't know..) anyway it died behind the sofa and was just left. Eventually someone put a sign on it 'Please bury me'. I think it eventually amalgamated with the carpet.

I had to check who posted that!

Thought it would be Nobby or West.

"amalgamated with the carpet"

[cbr3d.com]

the kids may be a hard sell on that one 

"amalgamated with the carpet"

Good job they were students and therefore unlikely to wear slippers! 

[toxicpixie]

FK, that's truly, truly awful!

[getagrip]

FK, that's truly, truly awful!

Even for FK

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Damned Kats...

[getagrip]

Damned Kats...

Make a right mess in your garden...ah

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

And the car bonnet.

IanS

[getagrip]

And the car bonnet.

IanS

  The cats fly round your way?

[Hertsblue]

And the car bonnet.

IanS

Well, they do tend to dig their claws in when you get above fifty. 

[getagrip]

Well, they do tend to dig their claws in when you get above fifty. 

[Westmarcher]