History Jokes

[Vamboozle]

How about:

Who supplied the half time orange segments at the battle of Naseby?

Prince Rupert of the Rind.

[getagrip]

Don't get married in Spring :

Beware the brides of March!

[Vamboozle]

Why couldn't Vice-Admiral François-Paul Brueys d'Aigalliers believe Nelson had beaten him?

He was in denial.   

[mollinary]

The Soviet Union. Moscow. Two in the morning.

A series of loud knocks on the door of the Security Chief of the Soviet Union, second only to Marshall Stalin.

Who is there?  What do you want? Do you know who lives here?

My name is not important.  I come to seize Beria, not to praise him!

Mollinary

[Techno]

I give up ! 
Cheers - Phil 

[getagrip]

I give up ! 
Cheers - Phil 

Good,  get back to the Dark Elves 

[FierceKitty]

How about:

Who supplied the half time orange segments at the battle of Naseby?

Prince Rupert of the Rind.

Please go away and don't come back, sir.

[Leman]

Near Hastings, 1066. King Harold is reviewing the skills of the Saxon warriors. The slingers are incredibly accurate and the javelinmen hit the target every time. However one of the archers is absolutely hopeless. Harold turns to his right-hand-man and says, "Slingers and javelinmen are great, but watch that archer closely; he'll have someone's eye out!"

[getagrip]

Near Hastings, 1066. King Harold is reviewing the skills of the Saxon warriors. The slingers are incredibly accurate and the javelinmen hit the target every time. However one of the archers is absolutely hopeless. Harold turns to his right-hand-man and says, "Slingers and javelinmen are great, but watch that archer closely; he'll have someone's eye out!"

Never saw that coming

[Fenton]

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[getagrip]

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The most erudite comment Steve has ever made

[Westmarcher]

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What period is that?

[Fenton]

Early Ponctuation

[getagrip]

Early Ponctuation

Pretty sure that's FK's favourite period