Welcome.... Ricardo & Angstby.

[getagrip]

Ow...ow...ow...

Aw matron!  I was only joshing, honest.

The bigger boys Fenton and Nobby put me up to it...

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Gents, if you are reading, welcome.
This is just a quiet day!

[getagrip]

Gents, if you are reading, welcome.
This is just a quiet day!

Scarily, he's right

[Fenton]

(In the guise of Hattie Jaques....(Is that how you spell her name ?)....Takes hold of Gareth's ear....)

It's the Headmaster's study for you 'Grips' Senior. 
Cheers - Phil.

I'm sure I remember there being a magazine about Nobby and matrons,but it was always on the top shelf so never managed to look at it

[getagrip]

I'm sure I remember there being a magazine about Nobby and matrons,but it was always on the top shelf so never managed to look at it

Hmm...and that's the story you're sticking to eh Steve

[Westmarcher]

Does anyone have a Ouija board?

.... Hello. Ricardo & Angstby. Is there anyone there ...? (knock once for "yes," twice for "no" ..... wait .... that's not right ..... )

[howayman]

Welcome to the 10mm moist spot.
Make yourself at home.
Make yourself known or else the abuse will continue until . . . well they sleep sometimes. Some of them do anyway.