Very old joke about Norse Gods

[Fenton]

Thor spots a beautiful maiden. He says "Thou art truly a lovely specimen of womanhood, " he says, because that's the way he talks. "You're vewwy handthome," she replies.

They go off to a secluded glade and make passionate love for three days. "You're like a thtallion!" she says. A great thtud!"

"Woman," says the red-bearded giant. "I will tell thee now. I am Mighty Thor!"

"You think you're Thor," she replies. "I'm tho thor I can't even pith."

[getagrip]

 

Thtop thith thtupidity, thith ith a therious forum!

[Westmarcher]

    

.. and he also had a big cho-ree-tho ....

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Tith terious ??

IanS

[Leman]

Anyone fought any gameth in the thandth of the Thudan wethently?

[getagrip]

Anyone fought any gameth in the thandth of the Thudan wethently?

Half past six sir

[Leman]

 

[Techno]

It just gets worse & worse !   
Cheers - Phil

[Subedai]

It just gets worse & worse !   
Cheers - Phil

Or better and better, depending on your type of humour. I love it.

Me, I like slapstick, the funniest sound ever is the 'boing' of a metal frying pan hitting someone across the back of the swede a la 'Throw Momma from the Train.'

[getagrip]

Or better and better, depending on your type of humour. I love it.

Me, I like slapstick, the funniest sound ever is the 'boing' of a metal frying pan hitting someone across the back of the swede a la 'Throw Momma from the Train.'

Bottom; the scene with the gas man!  Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe 

[jambo1]

 

[Hertsblue]

A variation on the very old joke is the very old poem:

The thunder god went for a ride on his milk-white filly
I'm Thor! he cried,
The horse replied
"Forgot your thaddle, thilly!