What do you 'mistrype' (Over & over again !)

Started by Techno, 23 February 2015, 08:17:59 AM

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Westmarcher

One large insurance company I worked for, annually issued a diary which included a list of foreign agents (insurance ones - not spies), I think it was in Malaysia(?), one of them was called the Phuk King Garage.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

List and lust are regularly transposed!

I'll let you work out which way round...
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getagrip

Quote from: Westmarcher on 23 February 2015, 11:31:19 AM
One large insurance company I worked for, annually issued a diary which included a list of foreign agents (insurance ones - not spies), I think it was in Malaysia(?), one of them was called the Phuk King Garage.



Think they did my last MOT :-\
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Ithoriel

What I would like is a key that when pressed caused the next and ONLY the next letter to be a capital letter. Am I the only one?
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getagrip

Quote from: Ithoriel on 23 February 2015, 02:01:02 PM
What I would like is a key that when pressed caused the next and ONLY the next letter to be a capital letter. Am I the only one?

Shift pretty much has that covered for me ;)
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Subedai

Quote from: Westmarcher on 23 February 2015, 11:31:19 AM
One large insurance company I worked for, annually issued a diary which included a list of foreign agents (insurance ones - not spies), I think it was in Malaysia(?), one of them was called the Phuk King Garage.



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Ithoriel

Quote from: getagrip on 23 February 2015, 02:03:01 PM
Shift pretty much has that covered for me ;)

I either hold it too long and get two letters in caps or not long enough and get all lower case. As a result I tend to use caps lock rather than shift but that's an extra key press.
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Ithoriel

Quote from: Subedai on 23 February 2015, 02:08:07 PM
In Westcillf, near Southend there used to be a Chinese Takeaway named the Fuk Hing. Raised a few chuckles

I remember a company called Sofa King being reprimanded for it's ads declaring "Our Prices Are Sofa King Low!"
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getagrip

Quote from: Ithoriel on 23 February 2015, 02:47:28 PM
I either hold it too long and get two letters in caps or not long enough and get all lower case. As a result I tend to use caps lock rather than shift but that's an extra key press.

What I could really do with is a function that allows me to convert caps to lower case and vice-versa.

Someone is now about to tell me this exists :-[
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Fenton

I always accidentally  insert apostrophes , but I always remove because I know it annoys some people
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