Pendraken Terrorists?

Started by fsn, 19 February 2015, 01:42:18 PM

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Maenoferren

Quote from: Techno on 19 February 2015, 08:34:46 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

What was mildly disturbing, Gareth, was that no-one had done a head count, to see whether everyone had actually left the exchange !


Cheers - Phil
When I worked on the Ffestiniog railway we used to mooch about the slate mines, once a whole pile of us went underground. We duly counted heads on the way out.... However no-one counted them going in...30 years later I still have a niggling doubt that we left someone in there.
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getagrip

Quote from: Maenoferren on 20 February 2015, 11:01:42 AM
When I worked on the Ffestiniog railway we used to mooch about the slate mines, once a whole pile of us went underground. We duly counted heads on the way out.... However no-one counted them going in...30 years later I still have a niggling doubt that we left someone in there.


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Maenoferren

Quote from: Techno on 19 February 2015, 08:34:46 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

What was mildly disturbing, Gareth, was that no-one had done a head count, to see whether everyone had actually left the exchange !


Cheers - Phil
When I worked on the Ffestiniog railway we used to mooch about the slate mines, once a whole pile of us went underground. We duly counted heads on the way out.... However no-one counted them going in...30 years later I still have a niggling doubt that we left someone in there.
Sometimes I wonder - why is that frisbee geting bigger - and then it hits me!

Techno

Hmmm.....Why has that one echoed ?  :-\
Oh...Slate mine....I geddit !
Cheers - Phil

Subedai

As being both a Security Manager and a Health and Safety Officer in my working career it never ceases to amaze me how -when a building is evacuated because of the fire alarm- people will always congregate just outside the huge plate glass windows so that can watch events unfold. They used to get really indignant when I told them to get away from the glass.
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Vamboozle

I used to work for a large insurance company in the early 90's who received a large unexpected parcel to the post room.

Following procedure they x-rayed it in one of those airport style scanners - it appeared to have a bunch of electronics on one side of the box and an unclear solid mass on the other side.

Needless to say they evacuated the building and called the bomb squad who promptly destroyed the box (with a chunk of the post room ceiling) in a controlled explosion.

Turned out it was a box of promotional leaflets with free gift digital watches ordered by the marketing department.  :o
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getagrip

Quote from: Vamboozle on 20 February 2015, 09:23:15 PM
I used to work for a large insurance company in the early 90's who received a large unexpected parcel to the post room.

Following procedure they x-rayed it in one of those airport style scanners - it appeared to have a bunch of electronics on one side of the box and an unclear solid mass on the other side.

Needless to say they evacuated the building and called the bomb squad who promptly destroyed the box (with a chunk of the post room ceiling) in a controlled explosion.

Turned out it was a box of promotional leaflets with free gift digital watches ordered by the marketing department.  :o

Oops  ;D
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Ithoriel

Not first hand knowledge, so story may not be entirely as it happened, but it was said that one of our security guards was suspicious of a package but not entirely certain it was indeed a bomb.

So, being an enterprising soul, he called a cab, took the "bomb" in the cab to the local police station and popped it on the desk, announcing to the startled desk sergeant that he thought it was a bomb!

The sergeant cleared the area, called the bomb squad and whiled away the time 'til the squad arrived berating the security guard for his stupidity.

The "device" turned out to be .... a low-powered incendiary bomb!  :o

I wonder if there's a local cabbie still going,"You'll never guess what I had in the back of my cab." :)
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howayman

Once upon a time, many, many years ago on a Northumberland beach i found a shell/rocket/flare device, which as one does, promptly took to my Grandparents house. On arrival i was asked nicely to leave it at the bottom of the garden, whilst a discussion was held about just how dangerous this thing was. When i went back to look and poke at it (without parental/grandparental knowledge) it had disappeared, perhaps, even been stolen. Never did find out what it was or were it went. Hope it wasn't tooo dangerous.
The beach had been used during WW2 as a range and the dunes were strewn will .303 and other calibre slugs.
Ah the joys of youth.  :)

getagrip

Have a teacher friend who applied for a job in the Isle of Man and was called for interview so he booked the flight.  He was a technology teacher and had taken some examples of the students' work to show what he could get them to do. 

He was "somewhat alarmed" when he was stopped at gun point and asked to "come with me please."

Turns out, some of the work he was carrying contained mercury tilt switches (you can see where this is going) and they had lit up the scanners like a Christmas tree.

He didn't get the job.
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Last Hussar

In the mid-late 70s my little brother, who would have been 3 or 4, bought a 'Mr Delivery man' playset with his Christmas money.  Halfway along Romford High St my mum noticed he wasn't carrying it.  A brief panic and we return to C&A, where a crowd of people had gathered round this unattended carrier bag, unsure what to do (remember, mid 70s).

My mum marched into the middle of the crowd, picked the bag up and marched out again, leaving her annoyed at how stupid people were - what if it HAD been a bomb?
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getagrip

Quote from: Last Hussar on 21 February 2015, 05:42:42 PM
In the mid-late 70s my little brother, who would have been 3 or 4, bought a 'Mr Delivery man' playset with his Christmas money.  Halfway along Romford High St my mum noticed he wasn't carrying it.  A brief panic and we return to C&A, where a crowd of people had gathered round this unattended carrier bag, unsure what to do (remember, mid 70s).

My mum marched into the middle of the crowd, picked the bag up and marched out again, leaving her annoyed at how stupid people were - what if it HAD been a bomb?

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Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

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Westmarcher

Quote from: howayman on 21 February 2015, 05:23:00 PM
Once upon a time, many, many years ago on a Northumberland beach i found a shell/rocket/flare device, which as one does, promptly took to my Grandparents house. On arrival i was asked nicely to leave it at the bottom of the garden, whilst a discussion was held about just how dangerous this thing was. When i went back to look and poke at it (without parental/grandparental knowledge) it had disappeared, perhaps, even been stolen. Never did find out what it was or were it went. Hope it wasn't tooo dangerous.
The beach had been used during WW2 as a range and the dunes were strewn will .303 and other calibre slugs.
Ah the joys of youth.  :)

It's probably in some rabbit's display cabinet.
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