I think I'm insulted

Started by fsn, 17 February 2015, 08:18:48 AM

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fsn

Yesterday, I was either a) being a bouncer or b) being meet and greet at one of our corporate events. (Must have been b) because I didn't get to do any pat downs.) The "star" guest was Ricky Tomlinson.

As he emerged from the lift he pointed at me and said "I could use you as my body double in sex scenes."

Am I being insulted or was it a compliment?

Or was it "Scouse humour" - which is like normal humour except it's generally not funny?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Techno

Who is Ricky Tomlinson ? (Sort of rings a bell. :-\)
Don't worry, I'll look him up on Google.
Cheers - Phil

getagrip

Quote from: fsn on 17 February 2015, 08:18:48 AM

As he emerged from the lift he pointed at me and said "I could use you as my body double in sex scenes."

Am I being insulted or was it a compliment?

Depends what you actually look like ;)
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Westmarcher

Who is fsn?

:-\


Google results:-
FSN - Business systems news & analysis for finance & IT Professionals
FSN Capital - a Nordic private equity investment company
FSN - 'File System Navigator'
FSN - independent source of broadcast news for networks worldwide providing ready-to-air television and radio news material, tailored to individual on ....  (:|
FSN - Body double for Ricky Tomlinson (I knew it!)


I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

fsn

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

getagrip

Then I think it was a compliment ;)
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Techno


getagrip

Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Techno

Aha !

So if Nobby ever gets forced blackmailed asked to do an "In The Line Of Fire" thread......We'll know whose picture he'll be using.
Cheers - Phil

getagrip

Quote from: Techno on 17 February 2015, 10:15:19 AM
Aha !

So if Nobby ever gets forced blackmailed asked to do an "In The Line Of Fire" thread......We'll know whose picture he'll be using.
Cheers - Phil

Oh pleeeeeaaase let it be him!  :D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Orcs

Quote from: fsn on 17 February 2015, 08:18:48 AM
Yesterday, I was either a) being a bouncer or b) being meet and greet at one of our corporate events. (Must have been b) because I didn't get to do any pat downs.) The "star" guest was Ricky Tomlinson.

As he emerged from the lift he pointed at me and said "I could use you as my body double in sex scenes."

Am I being insulted or was it a compliment?

Or was it "Scouse humour" - which is like normal humour except it's generally not funny?

Depends who your doing the sex scene with !

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

getagrip

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 17 February 2015, 01:02:37 PM
Depends who your doing the sex scene with !



Well, he is wearing glasses in the photo...just saying  :D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.