Gabi really took it up a notch...

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

03 February 2015, 07:02:48 PM #15
Seashells and parakeets are both Haikus.
Traditional three line Japenese poetry with a 5/7/5 syllable pattern.
However they are utterly spoiled by the copy editor not understanding this and putting them into two lines!

The last one is at least a 5c..
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Orcs

03 February 2015, 07:50:01 PM #16
Quote from: DanJ on 03 February 2015, 11:42:32 AM
That young lady has a great future as a poet, or possibly an arsonist.

Does she have a nice arse then ?
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Hertsblue

04 February 2015, 01:28:09 PM #17
Blimey, Orcs, we can't take you anywhere twice, can we!  :D
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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getagrip

04 February 2015, 01:53:12 PM #18
Quote from: Hertsblue on 04 February 2015, 01:28:09 PM
Blimey, Orcs, we can't take you anywhere twice, can we!  :D

Yes, second time to apologise :D
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Matt J

04 February 2015, 02:05:56 PM #19
I think he may want to reread the OP...
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Leman

04 February 2015, 02:41:06 PM #20
Send for Yew Tree now!
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Orcs

04 February 2015, 07:41:10 PM #21
Quote from: Matt of Munslow on 04 February 2015, 02:05:56 PM
I think he may want to reread the OP...

Quite right. Having read the post fully rather than skim read it half way through a night shift and realised my complete foul up  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

I now fully retract the statement.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Leman

04 February 2015, 07:48:40 PM #22
Oops.
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Last Hussar

04 February 2015, 08:36:43 PM #23
No he doesn't. No he doesn't. Mr Just a Few teddy bears.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Leman

04 February 2015, 10:51:20 PM #24
Oh dear.
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getagrip

04 February 2015, 11:12:36 PM #25
Quote from: Last Hussar on 04 February 2015, 08:36:43 PM
No he doesn't. No he doesn't. Mr Just a Few teddy bears.

Bit harsh  :(
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Last Hussar

04 February 2015, 11:13:46 PM #26
After all the grief he gives me?  I'm going to milk this like a cow  :d
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