Pendraken doing Blood bowl teams?

Started by Matt J, 23 January 2015, 01:27:31 PM

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Quote from: nikharwood on 23 January 2015, 03:26:41 PM
Nah - we can just send the boys round  :d

I have a brother (who I have very little to do with) who is exactly the sort of person you would send round, but not the sort of person you want in your life.
;)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Leman

So we can take "orcs" literally then?
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Quote from: Leman on 06 February 2015, 09:16:32 AM
So we can take "orcs" literally then?
;D ;D No Chance.

I am adopted and this brother is one of my "naturall brothers".  I have not spoken to him in 30 odd years, I know very little about him, Last I heard he lived in Yorkshire. I get an occasional update via my "natural sister".  Essentially he is trouble with a capital T.  Thats why i make sure he knows even less about me than I do about him. 
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Leman

Good heavens! Real life outdoing fiction.
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Yes my family life has been more than a little involved. Makes East Enders look fairly normal  :D

I went on a course once and the Tutor was a very plummy female.  She did the creeping death introduce yourself and tell us a bit about your family.  It went like this

"I am John and I have a wife and two kids"
"I am Sarah I have  one brother who is a Doctor and one sister who is a Teacher."

It went on like this round the  table people were getting seriously bored. - Got to me

"Hi I am Mark. I am married with 3 Kids I have 17 siblings and their proffessions vary but include an Armed robber, a prostitute and a Baptist Minister!!!"

The tutor exploded thinking I was taking the mickey.  I said " I can explain my family further if you have 2 hours or more but in a nutshell  that is exactly it and completely true."   Needless to say she sat down totally gobsmacked  ;D ;D

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Duke Speedy of Leighton

I don't have a nuclear family. I have a thermonuclear family!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Quote from: mad lemmey on 06 February 2015, 10:55:08 PM
I don't have a nuclear family. I have a thermonuclear family!

My ex wifes was not a bad as that - more Napalm than Nuc
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson