Hail to the chief!

[Chieftain]

I left to join the foederati.

[far4ngn]

Welcome

[Hertsblue]

Hail, Chieftain. I predict that whatever you get asked with regard to the rules will quickly degenerate into a discussion of how to pickle beetroot, why postage stamps only have glue on one side, or which way up you store elephants. That's the way this crazy forum works. 

[Ithoriel]

which way up you store elephants.

Upside down.

In custard.

With the soles of their feet painted yellow.

[Fenton]

Is it homemade custard or the instant stuff...

[Chieftain]

I think I can help you there. 

I'm fairly sure the rules don't have any elephants in. 

There are mammoths, but they get very upset if you confuse them with their un-wooly cousins, custard covered or not.

That's not to say that people's armies won't have elephants lurking about though.  Or custard. 

'Cave horrors' could include various gelatinous cubes, puddings, and other nefarious dungeon-based beasties I suppose?  I don't recall ever having to beat a 'custard pudding' to death with a 10' pole...i wonder how much XP they'd drop?

[nikharwood]

I think there are different storage requirements for the various Pachyderms...

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

They all need a fume extractor to remove the smell though....

IanS (owner of at least 20 assorted pachyderms)

[GordonY]

"I'm looking forwards to spending time with you all - you seem a nice bunch!"

He obviously doesnt know us yet!

[Fenton]

So how do you actually Pack a Derm?

Or if you speak  Welsh.  Pack Y Derm?

[Leman]

accordin to the i quiz last Saturday, Pachyderm is now a redundant term.

[Hertsblue]

You see what I mean? 

[Techno]

Or if you speak  Welsh.  Pack Y Derm?

Llamedos !
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Just cause it's in Welsh dont mean you can use foul language.

IanS

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Thought thT was elf bread from The Lord Of The Rings?