GW Half-year Report

Started by Luddite, 15 January 2015, 12:20:04 AM

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Leman

With red cabbage or beetroot of course.
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Luddite

In a new twist GW are now recruiting for managers of a Black Library and Forge World store at head office:  http://jobs.games-workshop.com/2015/01/12/warhammer-world-supervisor-nottingham-uk/

Check out their careers page it looks like their slashing and burning their current retail staff and replacing them with new recruits.  Nice.
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DanJ

After browsing that web site I found I was quite depressed, especially by the 'Culture' page which basically says they only want GW robotnics, if you don't fit that narrow mould you won't enjoy working for them.  I could find nothing about creativity, inovation or encouraging original thought, no wonder all the original creative designers and managers who built the company have left, either voluntarily or otherwise.

Unfortunately with this attitude it's very unlikely GW will be able to come up with anything new or exciting and the slow spiral of endless re-hashes, re-writes and declining sales will continue until it implodes.

Leman

GW seems to be going the same way as education in this country - you will teach in this particular way and use these particular phrases otherwise you are doing it wrong. Sign of the times in a country which has lost its self confidence.
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toxicpixie

I think we (and GW) just replaced "doing well for everyone in interesting and fulfilling ways" with "CHASE THE MONEY DAMMIT! Now pass it ALL TO ME!"...
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Luddite

Quote from: DanJ on 21 January 2015, 09:49:52 AM
After browsing that web site I found I was quite depressed, especially by the 'Culture' page which basically says they only want GW robotnics,

I went for a (relatively) senior (global) position at GW last year, and this seemed to me to be the determining factor.  As i'm a bit of a cantankerous old rogue, it became evident through the interview that we weren't suited to each other.

Rather feel i dodged a bullet on that one now.  I'd hate to work somewhere where the senior managers, in a public statement, blame their own sales staff for financial losses.

The fish rots from the head boys...
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"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

Orcs

Quote from: Luddite on 21 January 2015, 01:33:58 PM
I went for a (relatively) senior (global) position at GW last year, and this seemed to me to be the determining factor.  As i'm a bit of a cantankerous old rogue, it became evident through the interview that we weren't suited to each other.

Rather feel i dodged a bullet on that one now.  I'd hate to work somewhere where the senior managers, in a public statement, blame their own sales staff for financial losses.

The fish rots from the head boys...

Had you got it the post we would have had to ban you from the Forum,   :o  or  forced you to wear sck cloth and ashes in penitance. (I was going to suggest self flagellation, but thought you might enjoy it )   :D
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Luddite

Aye it was a close clal JafO.

A moment of madness really, caused by local employment instability, and indeed the 'could be required to work anywhere in the world' part of the job description.  Hehe...

I'm basically looking for any excuse to move back to Australia.   :D

Anyway the results were all clear so...*sigh of relief*
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http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

toxicpixie

Perhaps you could have singlehandedly returned GW to their mid eighties much loved persona, and away from their mid-nineties onwards ever increasing director bonus based persona...
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Luddite

True.

I am an Emperor-class Grognard.
http://www.durhamwargames.co.uk/
http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

toxicpixie

On second thought the sheer volume of casualties might not have been worth it :D
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Luddite

Attempts by Company Commanders to call down close-ranged artillery fire can result in disastrous casualties amongst the Imperial Guard. Whilst the loss of life is regrettable, the waste of ammunition is INTOLERABLE!
http://www.durhamwargames.co.uk/
http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

toxicpixie

Fire mission! Coordinates are board room by board room, all batteries, OPEN FIRE!
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Raider4

Quote from: raykey on 19 January 2015, 01:47:26 AM
Popped into Bristol since I last posted to find GW had closed  the shop in the town centre so I  found I would have  to then go to Cribbs Causeway where they have a large cupboard, sorry economically sized shop so I thought sod it and went for a pint instead

Eh? Walked passed the Bristol GW today - still open.

Cheers, Martyn