FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC ...

[Chad]

Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man:
Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man:
£5.00 which includes a tip (Not round here it doesn't)

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So, if a beer costs £5:00 and you have 3 beers a day, this puts your spending
each month at £450. Therefore, in one year, it would be approximately £5,400.
Correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20
years puts your spending at £108,000.
Correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
So Where's your Ferrari  then?

[Techno]

Cracking, Chad !! 
Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

I'm filing that away for future use. 

[Westmarcher]

  I just hope I can remember it when the future comes!