And the Pratt of the day award goes to...

[Techno]

あなたが勝つ

He wins what ? 
Cheers - Phil

[Sandinista]

ナイジェルとの夜

[Leman]

Ying tong tiiddle aye po.

[Techno]

I'm walking backwards to Christmas, then.
Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

Over the Irish sea?

[paulr]

日本語

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I don't even know which language to 'cut & paste' to find out what they're going on about.
Cheers - Phil

Welsh - makes about as much sense. The house could be a mosque though - the only mosque in Birkenhead is an old shop.

IanS

[FierceKitty]

私はその後、クリスマスのために逆方向に歩いている = Im 'yn cerdded yn ôl ar gyfer y Nadolig, ac yna.

(Google translate makes a right pig's ear of it in Afrikaans, mind you. Don't trust it too far.)

[paulr]

 

[paulr]

I don't even know which language to 'cut & paste' to find out what they're going on about.
Cheers - Phil

Iaith Siapan 

[Hertsblue]

I don't even know which language to 'cut & paste' to find out what they're going on about.
Cheers - Phil

If you go to the full version of Google Translate, Phil, it will detect which language you're using. Well, all except "*!$*/+£&", of course.