Man goes into a bank

Started by Fenton, 26 November 2014, 02:21:28 PM

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an Indian man walks into a bank in New York and asks if he can borrow $5000 to fund a business trip to India

The bank teller asks what the man can use as collateral against the loan and he hands over the keys of his $250000 Ferrari

All the documents check out and $5000 is paid into his account and the car is parked in the banks underground car park

When he has gone all the bank staff have a good laugh at a man using a Ferrari as collateral against such  small loan

Two weeks later the man returns and pays back the $5000 and the $15.41 interest charge

Still puzzled the bank manager asks " Why when you are  multi millionaire did you put up your Ferrari against such a small loan?"

The man replies " Where else in New York can you park your car for 2 weeks for $15.41 and still have it in the same condition as you left it!"

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