When did I become a General?!?

[Matt J]

what's wrong with Khalua, I like Khalua, you lot have no taste

[Hertsblue]

I'm not sure I'd have come out as a Khalua-drinker, Matt. 

[fred.]

I used to enjoy a good black russian <<insert your own joke here>> - the proper sort with Khalua. But far too many of them at a graduation ball rather stopped that infatuation.

[Matt J]

white Russian fan myself, with cream and lots of vodka - puts hair on your chest

[Last Hussar]

But my wife drinks that