Last post for a while.

[Hertsblue]

Or simply too much of the Irn Bru?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Sorry - Irn Bru cant be exported anymore, will be seized by customs at Otcy Mocty.

IanS

[Ithoriel]

Sorry - Irn Bru cant be exported anymore, will be seized by customs at Otcy Mocty.

IanS

Surely customs would be at Gretna not Auchtermuchty?

[WeeWars]

Not after the invasion.

[Hertsblue]

Sorry - Irn Bru cant be exported anymore, will be seized by customs at Otcy Mocty.

IanS

Well, he would cut it with green Chartreuse and drain-cleaner....

[nikharwood]

 

[fsn]

Any news on our missing comrade?

Is he still wandering aimlessly around Peecee World?

[Leman]

Isn't that the place where all the sales assistants are one-legged, black lesbians who are into saving the planet. They'll definitely be anti-wargaming.

[fsn]

Oh no! Techno's in real trouble!

Not even his famed putty pushing skills can save him now!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Just worked it out :

Nik reappears

Phil disappers

Both keep a menaginary

THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME PERSON.

IanS 

[Leman]

Isn't last post a somewhat ominous title for this thread?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

And Lo, did Ian speak the truth!

[Hertsblue]

And they both live somewhere civilisation can't reach....

[Orcs]

FSN, genius or insanity? Discuss.

As a completely normal and sane person  .  I think he is an insane genius!

[howayman]

I read and enjoyed that. what does that make me?
Answers on a post card to:
Last Post Competition.
Near the Sheep.
Somewhere in Wales.
    Is he there yet?

[petercooman]

Are you people all blind?

Can't you see what's going on?

The Perry's turn their back on the evil empire and all of a sudden Phil dissapears?

He's sculptornapped i tell you! SCULPTORNAPPED!

He's probably chained to a desk with a sculpting tool duct-taped to each hand, accompanied by two lobotomised poor souls, who roll his putty.

I think we must stage a rescue operation before they get him brainwashed into making hover sleds and all that wacky stuff! God knows what they are trying to ma...

Someone at the door? Wonder who would pass this late? looking through the letterbox, don't know the chaps? What's that greenish stuff on their hands?

OH MY GOD IT4S DRIED PUTTY! THEY KNOW WE KNOW OF HIS FATE! THEY ARE COMING FOR US RIGHT NO..............   

[paulr]

 

[fsn]

I'd love to join you ... but they've got armour!

[petercooman]

Hmmmm

Seems i missed a pill or 2 yesterday 

[fsn]

That happens to me sometimes.    I think I hide it well.