Computer game logic!

Started by Leon, 30 August 2014, 05:18:24 PM

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Leon

30 August 2014, 05:18:24 PM
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Subedai

30 August 2014, 05:47:49 PM #1
Very good. I don't play 1st person computer games since I blew my own leg off during a tutorial...twice. I have never recovered from the humiliation and my son wouldn't let me forget it for ages.
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30 August 2014, 11:05:54 PM #2
 :D ;D :D

Ithoriel

30 August 2014, 11:42:34 PM #3
The door one is one of my pet hates.

My character can cast magic spells that rip a dragon apart, wields an enchanted sword with which he can chop down creatures of animated rock but he can't open a wooden door without a lockpick.

WTF type of wood is that door made of??!! Also, why don't I have wooden armour if it's that good?

Immersion breaking, guys, immersion breaking!
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Last Hussar

06 September 2014, 08:40:59 PM #4
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Last Hussar

06 September 2014, 08:41:33 PM #5
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Last Hussar

06 September 2014, 08:42:02 PM #6 Last Edit: 06 September 2014, 08:44:03 PM by Last Hussar
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

07 September 2014, 07:51:52 AM #7
Logic - Computers


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Hertsblue

07 September 2014, 10:52:18 AM #8
The problem is that computer programmers get zero life experience sitting at a keyboard all day every day.
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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Last Hussar

07 September 2014, 12:05:33 PM #9
Its nothing to do with the programmers.  Its the game designers, coders, riggers, artists and animators.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Leman

07 September 2014, 12:41:15 PM #10
.......and Uncle Tom Cobbley.
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