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[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Or invest in carrier pigeons.

No - the Welsh eat those......raw.

ianS 

[Techno]

Or invest in carrier pigeons.

Or go back to using a fax machine. 
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Isn't our fax machine a pair of tins with a piece of string between them Phil ?

IanS

[Techno]

No, Ian....That's the intercom.
Pretty hopeless when the string gets soggy, though.
Cheers - Phil

[Hertsblue]

The fax machine is a pad of paper, a pen and a bow and arrow. Not much good beyond a hundred yards, however.

[nikharwood]