32 problems British have to deal with..

[Leon]

 

[Ferb]

 

So true!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

So true....corse in WALES it's 50p for the plastic bag...

IanS

[Raider4]

Re: 21 - Bloody irritating. I make a point of handing back all of the bits of paper that aren't the actual receipt in W.H.Smiths.

Cheers, Martyn
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[mollinary]

Not Number 31 PLEASE!!!!!  NOT AGAAAIIIIIN !

[Steve J]

Very good .

[Luddite]

6.   

[Techno]

Good ones !
Like 'em.
Cheers - Phil.

[Ithoriel]

 

27. - Having to put Other as Scotland isn't on the drop down

[WeeWars]

I'm going to look out for those pickled onions.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Yum!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Instructions to lorry drivers on No. 31 - wait till it's a 2 Lane motorway.....then both decelerate to 39.999999 and 40.000001 MPH.

IanS.

[Hertsblue]

The corollary to No 31 - lorries that do 57 mph in 50mph limits, and tailgate people observing the speed limit, because that's what their engines are governed to.   

[Techno]

I have to say that I'm worried for Ian's finances if he's being conned out of FIFTY pence for a plakky bag.
What's that ?.....Five 'pee' in the charity box and forty five 'pee' in someone's pocket ?

Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

No 9   

[toxicpixie]

No 9   

This. One hundredfold.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

So true....corse in WALES it's 50p for the plastic bag...

IanS

It's well known that the Welsh have less humor than the Youkies, and deeper pockets than the Scots,. That one is true, but not me, small newsagents in Holywell?

IanS

[Hertsblue]

No 29. Two women will always choose to stop and natter at the end of the supermarket aisle that has the big display of special offer biscuits jutting out into it. And just to make sure they'll park their shopping trolleys across the gangway. 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

For 29 substitute PENSIONER, including the one who had a Chirstmas tree on a small bus, and refused to move it when I tried to get off. 

IanS

[Leman]

Re. Benedict Cumberbatch, I have re-christened Annabel Tiffin, on Northwest Tonight, Tinkerbell Tiddleywink. I'm not too far off 64.