First of the German Sausage jokes

[DanJ]

With the recent announcement that the German Sausage cartell has been fined a very large amount of money I thought I'd kick off the funnies...

Have you heard about the German vegetarian pessimist?

He feared the Wurst.

[Hertsblue]

 

[FierceKitty]

Johanna Maria says it's not funny. (She's sitting opposite me right now.)

[Techno]

Have you heard about the German vegetarian pessimist?
He feared the Wurst.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

ARGH..........

IanS

[fsn]

What worries me is that the title of this thread is "First of the German Sausage jokes".

This promises more. 

[Fenton]

This is going to end up with lots of jokes that have punchlines like

'Because he was a sour kraut'

But I live in hope

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Abandon all hope ye who enter here......

IanS 

[Hertsblue]

But I live in hope

Is that near Manchester?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

No, it's in Shropshire. 

[DanJ]

I'm actually suprised there haven't been any more sausage jokes on this thread considering the inventive hights of humour this forum has risen to in the pasta thread!

I was listening to the story on Radio 4 yesterday moring, apparently the cartell of sausage manufacturers has been given a masive fine for price fixing, this follows similar fines to the brewers and sugar manufacturers.  The pressenter made several, in fact many, terrible jokes while interviewing an unamused  economist who kept saying how serious this case was and who obviosly didn't apreciate the interviewer's levity.

Unfortunately I can only remember the one joke.

[Techno]

Well........Don't keep us in suspense !
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

But I live in hope

So why don't you turn up in Broughton every Thursday, after all Hope is just up the road in North Wales....

IanS

[mollinary]

What sort of sausage does a dyslexic German butcher make out of Bart Simpson?

Brat-wurst!

[Techno]

What sort of sausage does a dyslexic German butcher make out of Bart Simpson? Brat-wurst!

Throw this man into the scorpion pit ! 
Cheers - Phil