Techno's Dilemma

Started by fsn, 10 July 2014, 04:21:49 PM

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Quote from: Steve J on 11 July 2014, 09:04:08 AM
From a purely wargaming point of view, vertical spears would be much more practical. At the club I used to see players with their bases several inches apart due to the 45 degree posed spears preventing the opposing armies from meeting. They never came up with a satisfactory resolution to this problem...

Deeper bases and mount the figures a bit back. Lets you pop a few commanders or augurs sacrificing chickens or a dopplesoldner or two out front ;)
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Quote from: Techno on 11 July 2014, 06:47:06 AM
....and how did that helicopter get in on the act ?

In case you're serious, and for anyone else wondering, it's a Mil Mi-2 helicopter - NATO codename "Hoplite"
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Ohhhhh....Thanks, I  :).....Needless to say, that had gone straight over the top of my head.
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Quote from: Steve J on 11 July 2014, 09:04:08 AM
From a purely wargaming point of view, vertical spears would be much more practical.

I have fond memories of my young brother squealing with a few bases of Peter Laing 15mm Hoplites embedded in his hand.  :d

Quote from: Techno on 11 July 2014, 06:47:06 AM
Don't think I'll be allowed to make them with naughty bits....

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Quote from: fsn on 11 July 2014, 06:45:38 AM
Nicely played sir!

You're only saying that because it would give your Centurions something to shoot at!

And yes, helicopters frequently do go over people's heads.  :-B
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I think Technos real dilema is if he moulds the manly bits on the naked hoplites or not -  You can just hear the conversation down the pub

Technos mate:  Hi Phil, what have you been up to?

Techno: I have spent all day moulding penises' and testicles'  

Stunned silence in Pub  ;D ;D
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Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 12 July 2014, 09:45:15 PM
I think Technos real dilema is if he moulds the manly bits on the naked hoplites or not -  You can just hear the conversation down the pub

Technos mate:  Hi Phil, what have you been up to?

Techno: I have spent all day moulding penises' and testicles'  


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Quote from: fsn on 11 July 2014, 11:54:14 AM
I have fond memories of my young brother squealing with a few bases of Peter Laing 15mm Hoplites embedded in his hand.  :d

You didn't take Peter's advice to blunt the pins. Ouch!
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Quote from: Ithoriel on 10 July 2014, 05:39:08 PM
Given that the primary sources support the overarm pose and that, unlike the creators of some of the primary source material, the author of the underarm usage theorem has never fought in a hoplite battle line, I suggest we stick with the overarm pose and burn the author of the alternate theory on a pyre of his own works.

How's that for a solution? :)

My thoughts exactly.

Alternatively, Just have a good selection of chaps with upright spears...
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Quote from: WeeWars on 12 July 2014, 11:12:07 PM
You didn't take Peter's advice to blunt the pins. Ouch!
Nah! Where's the fun in that?

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The answer's simple: Techno carries on with what he's doing and everybody else goes out and gets himself a life.  :P :P :P
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Quote from: Ithoriel on 10 July 2014, 05:39:08 PM
Given that the primary sources support the overarm pose and that, unlike the creators of some of the primary source material, the author of the underarm usage theorem has never fought in a hoplite battle line, I suggest we stick with the overarm pose and burn the author of the alternate theory on a pyre of his own works.

How's that for a solution? :)

As a German I am inclined to abstain from casting a vote which results in the incineration of literary works. Having done business with Mr Techno I am convinced he either works to specifications or - lacking detailled orders - approaches each "job" with the necessary research. Having said that I do wonder if authors do burn well  :-\