Phew!

[FierceKitty]

Kitty , the Gauls being done and the Punic army, varnish having been applied and boxes packed away for the sake of storage, before the delivery of the reinforcements and improvements claimed, with Leon as witness, to have been before this shipped, being now battle-ready, gave a deep sigh of relief.


Translate the above into English.  (10 marks, compulsory)

[Ferb]

Courtesy of Google translate (Kitty speak to English)

Kitty, the Gauls Being done and the Punic army, varnish HAVING beens Applied and boxes packed away for the sake of storage, before the delivery of the reinforcements and improvements Claimed, with Leon as witness, to-have-been shipped before this, Being now battle -ready, gave a deep sigh of terrain.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Dyer dun b4 da nxt load ariv... In'it!

[toxicpixie]

Huzzah! Now is my warband made whole again!