What happens ?....Scottish Independence.

[fsn]

She operates on people?

[FierceKitty]

And Rosamund Pike is a very tasty bit of English crumpet.

[Leman]

I think Ithoriel missed the fish link, ie it was deliberately misspelt,

[Techno]

She operates on people?

Had to go back to the previous page to get that.....

Da, da, da, da, dah, dah,
Da, da, da, da, dah, dah,

Come on......Everyone join in with the conger

Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

Eel be milking this for a while yet!

[Techno]

Pardon...
Sorry, my herring seems to be a trifle fuzzy this morning.
Cheers - Phil

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Oh Cod! Salmon started fish puns again!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

It's the old Goldfish attention.........


Sorry lost my thread there.

IanS 

[DanJ]

I'm floundering arround for something to say to bring this thread back on line, maybe I'll go away for a while and mullet over.

Or maybe I'll bass over the opportunuity as we're all hooked on puns, any forum whose members can mangle the English language to this extent has my gudgeon respect.

[Leman]

You're certainly in the right plaice. Just mussel in.

[Techno]

Sometimes.....I really think some folk derail threads on porpoise.
Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

Whale, whale, whale.

[howayman]

Is this the classic example of political discussion ? A sensible question being reduced to taking the urine out of the politicians names. . . .Keep up the good work.
If Scotland wants to be independent then so be it !
The politics afterwards will be something to behold.
                                                                           

[Leman]

Warning! Warning! Humour bypass, humour bypass!

[DanJ]

Is this the classic example of political discussion ? A sensible question being reduced to taking the urine out of the politicians names. . . .Keep up the good work.

No, it's not just reducing the question to a joke.

If you trawl (sorry) the previous 12 pages or so of this thread there are serious discussions about not just the future of Scotland an independant nation but also the who process of government including methods of government, the viability of democracy etc.

And Yes

Many of these comments here are here are irreverent (and irrelevant) but are also in the fine tradition of political satire, whose porpoise is to poke fun at the political leaders of our nation whether it be their fitness to govern, financial integrity, waistlines or just their name is one of the hallmarks of our democracy and to regress a few pages I very much doubt if nationalistic governments are in favour of such insubordinate behaviour.

I think I was responsible for kicking off this fishy bit of the threat (fishing line?) due to a typo but don't regret the current direction it's taken.

Appologies for dragging this back on theme, but I just hake it when someone doesn't appreciate a good pun (or even a bad one).