SIXTEEN INCHES ?!?!?!

Started by Techno, 27 March 2014, 01:55:01 PM

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Two men are talking in the pub.

First man:-  When I got home last night my wife was really frisky she said " Give me six inches and makeme scream!"
Second Man:- What did you do?
First man:-  I Sh*gged her twice and wiped my d*ck on the curtains "
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson