SIXTEEN INCHES ?!?!?!

[Hertsblue]

who has got my ruler.......

Are you still fantasising?

[FierceKitty]

who has got my ruler......?

Pleasant to report that we've got rid of our ruler over here. If only we had anyone better to replace her!

[Techno]

Still haven't seen any of those 'mega rats' .....But here on 'the farm', the snap traps are working overtime. .. and I seem to be getting through an awful lot of  peanut butter as bait.  .....Wretched things !
Cheers - Phil

[marie]

i found two blokes 8 each does that count....lol

[Orcs]

i found two blokes 8 each does that count....lol

That reminds me of a very old joke

Two men are talking in the pub.

First man:-  When I got home last night my wife was really frisky she said " Give me six inches and make it hurt"
Second Man:- What did you do?
First man:-  I Sh*gged her twice and punched her in the mouth "

Sorry - I have my coat and I'm leaving now  

[Techno]

 
Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

Alternative version


Two men are talking in the pub.

First man:-  When I got home last night my wife was really frisky she said " Give me six inches and makeme scream!"
Second Man:- What did you do?
First man:-  I Sh*gged her twice and wiped my d*ck on the curtains "