Early ancients

[Fenton]

no cybermen

[Leman]

All wargaming is fantasy

Too much navel gazing. Just enjoy; and no Nelson jokes!

[Fenton]

Too much navel gazing. Just enjoy; and no Nelson jokes!

I always enjoyed the background and fluff in Navel gaming

[Luddite]

Of course it's not, our games are detailed simulations of armed conflict through the ages, based on this principle I have, over many years of study, concluded that historically successful generals undoubtably cheated on a regular basis.  In fact I can prove that, without a shadow of doubt, Alexander turned up to Gaugamela with at least 3000 points more in his army than he'd previously agreed with Darius.

Beware of Greeks bearing loaded dice and fudged roster sheets.

[Orcs]

Wait, are you saying orcs aren't real???

I am definitely real 

Orcs

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I am definitely real 

Orcs

Second opinion please.......

IanS

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

We are all just a figment if your warped imaginations!

[toxicpixie]

I know I'm real, the voices told me so. And if I wasn't how does the bank taking money off me, eh?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Virtually ?

I know I'm real, the voices told me so. And if I wasn't how does the bank taking money off me, eh?

[toxicpixie]

I guess it's all made up, I virtually never have any real money on me

[burnaby64]

There was a young man who said, "God
Must think it exceedingly odd
When he finds that this tree
Continues to be
When there's no-one around in the quad."

"Young man, your amazement is odd.
I am always around in the quad;
And therefore this tree
Continues to be,
Observed by, yours faithfully, God."

Reality problems solved, possibly, or not.

[FierceKitty]

Hmmm. God is a sphere with centre everywhere and circumference nowhere, as Pascal observed with more imagination that geometry (it was Pascal, wasn't it?), whereas a quad is of course angular. Does God fit in and so leave non-divine angles as flaws in omnipresence, or does He overlap like a fat man in a small chair? Such wastefulness would suit imProvidence better than Providence.

No wonder religion's on the way out.

[burnaby64]

I like the limericks but don't subscribe to their content 

[FierceKitty]

I like the limericks but don't subscribe to their content 

I see your point. The Almighty would not use the term "faithfully", would He?

[FierceKitty]

This may be the worst-hijacked post ever.