Britney accused of harassment!

[Leon]

One of Britney Spears' top bodyguards has quit after accusing her of sexual harassment..

29-year-old Fernando Flores has claimed that Britney paraded naked in front of him, and tried to entice him into her bedroom..

"Working for Britney is tough. She's a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control," revealed a source. "She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff. .

"All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most.".

It's also thought that Flores got the blame after Britney was snapped by paparazzi leaving the house without underwear. Britney's father Jamie had charged her minders with ensuring she never left the house without wearing knickers, according to reports..

"It was embarrassing to tell her to put on underwear," said the source. "Some guys would do it but others were too ashamed. .

"Jamie went mental when he saw the pictures and Fernando was made the fall guy. He was not fired but told he was to blame. He had had enough."

[Megamatman]

Where can I find an application form?

[nikharwood]

Where can I find an application form?

Jenna not lurking here anymore then?  Brave man... 

I'd apply - but I'm too busy at the moment telling Kate Beckinsale not to come near me without her leather...not to mention Karen Gillan & her miniskirt / cowboy boot combo-move 

[Leon]

He's gotta be gay!  Why else wouldn't you just give her one!?  Maybe his girlfriend found out, and 'Oops, I did it again...' wasn't a good enough excuse...

[Megamatman]

Jenna not lurking here anymore then?  Brave man... 

I hope not! 

[nikharwood]

Why else wouldn't you just give her one!? 

I might make her put that outfit on again first 

[Leon]

Hit me baby one more time!

[Last Hussar]

I'd apply - but I'm too busy at the moment telling Kate Beckinsale not to come near me without her leather...not to mention Karen Gillan & her miniskirt / cowboy boot combo-move 

<Heroically interposes self between Gillian & Kate and Nik>

There you go buddy.  If Helena Bonham Carter or Julia Sawahala start making unreasonable sexual demands (or even reasonable ones) just give me a call- I'll protect you.

(Britney phoned - she said "Ian, I want to make love to you so badly". I said life was too short for bad sex and put the phone down)

[Leon]

<Heroically interposes self between Gillian & Kate and Nik>

There you go buddy.  If Helena Bonham Carter or Julia Sawahala start making unreasonable sexual demands (or even reasonable ones) just give me a call- I'll protect you.

(Britney phoned - she said "Ian, I want to make love to you so badly". I said life was too short for bad sex and put the phone down)

[Last Hussar]

I'll take one for the team!

[Leon]

I'll take one for the team!

See, now that's the kind of spirit that built the British Empire!   

[Thomas Trolljaeger]

See, now that's the kind of spirit that built the British Empire!   

And french reputation.

[Leon]

And french reputation.