What are you currently reading ?

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Westmarcher

Quote from: Fenton on 03 February 2015, 10:11:08 AM
As long as you can keep supplying the earwax to make the gramphone masters I think we can go a few more pages

:-&
[beau'k]
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

cameronian

Beau Sting (yes I know) A self regarding pop star.
Don't buy your daughters a pony, buy them heroin instead, its cheaper and ultimately less addictive.

cameronian

L Beau - A handsome learner driver.
Don't buy your daughters a pony, buy them heroin instead, its cheaper and ultimately less addictive.

fsn

I've just read "Ark Royal" - A piece of SF rip-roaring adventure in which the British are the main protagonists. Starting on vol 2 - "The Nelson Touch". Annoys me that the second in command is called the "XO" and not "No 1".


Blue Beau Tull - depressed legionnaire who eats a lot of s%!t
Beau na Vista - Shell company for a Mickey Mouse organisation


Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

getagrip

Beau-ler Hat: Headgear Americans think British Legionnaires wear.
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Techno

No-one seems to have put down

Beau Nidle......The lazy legionnaire.

(Mind you...There's so many of them now, I may have missed it !)
Cheers - Phil

Westmarcher

We must have a Beau Talion by now.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

fsn

Dammit! I thought I would be the last, and so be crowned "King of the Beau Puns"!

Right ...

Beau Doire - Legionnaire often found in a ladies bedroom
Beau Colic - A cry baby legionnaire in the country
Beau Beau Black Sheep - The oft ostracised legionanire
Beau der Line - Austrian legionnaire who's on the edge
Flam Beau - Legionnaire on fire
Bim Beau - The airhead legionnaire
Ko Beau - The handy Legionnaire eReader
Ben Beau - Transferred in from the Admiralty
GoBeau - legionnaire that was long waited for
Beau Bon - Regal legionnaire with a taste for chocolaty biscuits
Beau Riginal - The Australian Legionnaire

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

mollinary

Quote from: fsn on 03 February 2015, 09:37:11 PM
Dammit! I thought I would be the last, and so be crowned "King of the Beau Puns"!

Right ...

Beau Doire - Legionnaire often found in a ladies bedroom
Beau Colic - A cry baby legionnaire in the country
Beau Beau Black Sheep - The oft ostracised legionanire
Beau der Line - Austrian legionnaire who's on the edge
Flam Beau - Legionnaire on fire
Bim Beau - The airhead legionnaire
Ko Beau - The handy Legionnaire eReader
Ben Beau - Transferred in from the Admiralty
GoBeau - legionnaire that was long waited for
Beau Bon - Regal legionnaire with a taste for chocolaty biscuits
Beau Riginal - The Australian Legionnaire



Hardly! Half of these require Beau to be pronounced either as Bar, or Bew, or Boo, or Bore or bizarrely Doh!  Channeling Homer Simpson?  ;D

Mollinary
2021 Painting Competition - Winner!
2022 Painting Competition - 2 x Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

So, has Beau Na Me (Asian Legionary who likes to make friends and host parties) run out here?
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Techno

Finished listening to 'Arena'......Enjoyed that.
Now listening to 'Portrait In Death' by J.D. Robb...and reading 'How to use your TENS machine'......(Subtitled) Because you couldn't be bothered to read the instructions thoroughly in the first place, could you ?  :D

(Still worked damn well.... :))

This is the right thread  for books, isn't it ?

Cheers - Phil

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Dont know, think I've lost the plot......

IanS  ;)
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
Muppet of the year 2019, 2020 and 2021

getagrip

Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Techno

I may have to start returning some of these coats soon. ;)
Cheers - Phil.

getagrip

Don't take mine off anymore and I sit by the door :D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.