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« Reply #2370 on: 08 August 2021, 11:27:03 AM »

.... meanwhile ... someone at the back of the bar mentions the Great Wargaming Survey .....

In a recent survey:  5% of bar members supported fantasy games as wargames, 5% thought they were not, 85% were too busy finding organic compounds that carried at least one hydroxyl functional group to care and the remaining 5% had had so much they thought they were dragons.   
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« Reply #2371 on: 21 September 2021, 10:22:37 PM »

You Know
Just a Thought.
Given the usual **** poor performances of politicians / Royals / Heads of State when seen on TV  debates / intewviews / parliament... or whatever...

If they applied themselves... and weren't addicted to various chemicals / base metals...

Some Pendraken Forum Members would have a pretty good chance at World Domination... if let out.

Ain't THAT a thought!!!  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #2372 on: 21 September 2021, 11:21:11 PM »

You Know
Just a Thought.
Given the usual **** poor performances of politicians / Royals / Heads of State when seen on TV  debates / intewviews / parliament... or whatever...

If they applied themselves... and weren't addicted to various chemicals / base metals...

Some Pendraken Forum Members would have a pretty good chance at World Domination... if let out.

Ain't THAT a thought!!!  Grin Grin Grin

I really think we ought to let the cabbies and hairdressers have a go first.
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« Reply #2373 on: 22 September 2021, 08:59:06 AM »

What about the telephone sanitisers  Wink
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« Reply #2374 on: 22 September 2021, 01:09:08 PM »

What about the telephone sanitisers  Wink

Have to get em back from Golgafrincham (sp)
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« Reply #2375 on: 22 September 2021, 06:57:27 PM »

Stop talking, get fighting!
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« Reply #2376 on: 23 September 2021, 06:37:03 AM »

Stop talking, get fighting!

Stop fighting get drinking
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« Reply #2377 on: 23 September 2021, 03:00:16 PM »

9 years this brawl has been going on, I really think we need new management around here.  Or at least some replacement glassware...
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« Reply #2378 on: 23 September 2021, 03:21:51 PM »

Management - what management, look at who thev'e let in, a missing link and a rabid thing that chews coats for two  Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #2379 on: 23 September 2021, 04:19:07 PM »

Glassware?

I've been drinking out of the plant pot for the last few months!

I wouldn't mind but I have to put a finger in the hole in the base or the drink runs out.

I'm not a Little Dutch Boy, you know!

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« Reply #2380 on: 23 September 2021, 04:28:19 PM »

I'm not a Little Dutch Boy...

But the beer's flat...?
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« Reply #2381 on: 23 September 2021, 05:24:50 PM »

Glassware!!!
With crowns on, no doubt.
I through this was a respectable roundhead pub.

You'll never take my authentic leather tankard.
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« Reply #2382 on: 23 September 2021, 05:43:43 PM »

We have plenty ofglassware, but if I let you lot loose with it you can't even be bothered breaking it over each other's heads, you just nurse the contents and moan.
This is how you use glassware!
*SOUND OF A MAGNUM OF DOM PERIGNON BEING IMPACTED ON ITHORIAL, repeatedly.

And that's on Orc's tab...

 
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« Reply #2383 on: 23 September 2021, 06:29:15 PM »

I remember, (vaguely!), drinking from a Vase at a friends with a glass shortage.  Shocked
Might have been the time I fell into the bath and couldn't get out!
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« Reply #2384 on: 23 September 2021, 11:16:12 PM »

I've tried drinking coffee from a plant pot when an entire youth club of us turned up to help decorate the Youth Leaders' new house. They'd just moved in that day and hadn't expected everyone to turn up, so there was a severe shortage of cups.

The plant pot was new, recently cleaned and didn't have a hole in the bottom.

It was however unglazed and porous so it "sweated" coffee.

I've never fallen into a bath but I did sleep in one after a party while I was at uni. Not as comfortable as I'd hoped!
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