Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Congratulations Westie.
This bar never closed, it just never opened.

Malt whisky for you, malted milk for Ithorial.
Red wine for me, blood infusion for Phil.
Freshly squeezed casting dwarf for the Dark Lord...
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Techno

Quote from: mad lemmey on 09 April 2020, 10:24:32 AM
Red wine for me, blood infusion for Phil.

As long as it's Chateau...er...I've forgotten what blood group, I am....'A' summink, I think.

My blood donor card has fallen apart.....and they only ever got two pints, out of me......Took them (me) far too long to fill the little baggy.

fsn

Congrats Westmarcher. Jolly well deserved.

That's the other thing about your coat ... very deep pockets.  :P

I'll have a McCallan.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Me usual barkeep, and Westmarcher will pay.....
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Orcs

Congratulations Westie.

Mines a pint of best.

OI! YOU LOT !!!!!!    Don't forget social distancing, no standing at the bar.  -- and where's your PPE, its now compulsory in this bar.  If you haven't got a visor see Leon- he's selling them at cost price a tenner each.  :o .  If your particularly ugly he's got some very tinted ones, which will improve the view for the rest of us.

yes I know they get in the way of drinking , but its  that or close the bar.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Techno

Quote from: Orcs on 09 April 2020, 12:20:22 PM
yes I know they get in the way of drinking , but its  that or close the bar.

You could use a straw, Mark.  ;)


Ithoriel

Congrats Westie!

Good man!

Add a bottle of Tia Maria to that malted milk and we'll call it my morning coffee! :)
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Orcs

Quote from: Techno on 09 April 2020, 12:53:41 PM
You could use a straw, Mark.  ;)



Not very safe passing straws around - they need to be untouched by human hand, or any other human part
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Ithoriel

Quote from: Orcs on 09 April 2020, 01:05:24 PM
Not very safe passing straws around - they need to be untouched by human hand, or any other human part

All straws in this establishment are individually wrapped by Nobby, no human intervention involved :P

To bowdlerise a meme, Nobby wouldn't get Covid-19, Covid-19 would get Nobbied :)
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Techno


Orcs

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Westmarcher

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Ithoriel

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

.... wait!

Isn't that pretty much the forum barfight thread in a nutshell? :)
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Techno

Very good  !  ;D ;D ;D

"Pint of isopropyl alcohol, please, Will."

Cheers - Phil

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Do you want a flake in that?
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner