Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Not run out, we are just waiting for the next crop to go rancid.
Amarula instead.

Oh, and Ian, the reason your pint is flat is it's the same one you've been nursing for 5 years, and Bailey's is meant to be flat!
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Last Hussar

Right, I've looked in the till. We have 27 and a half pence. All in half pences, 3 Zloties, and a 25mm base with "£3" written on it.

I'm going to need all of you to clear your tabs.
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Ithoriel

Oh I don't do tabs, if you can't snort it up your nose I don't touch it.
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Ithoriel

Quote from: Ithoriel on 15 December 2019, 10:57:50 AM
Oh I don't do tabs, if you can't snort it up your nose I don't touch it.

Snuff, that's the stuff ;)
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Well I do about 10 tabs a day ! Another pint of Creme De Monte over hear barkeep
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Okay, but this time lay off the meths chaser...
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Chris Pringle

Quote from: Last Hussar on 15 December 2019, 10:53:18 AM
Right, I've looked in the till. We have 27 and a half pence. All in half pences, 3 Zloties, and a 25mm base with "£3" written on it.
I'm going to need all of you to clear your tabs.

That IOU's definitely not mine. That's nothing like my handwriting. More like someone deliberately scribbling wrong-handed while impaired by alcohol ... ah.

I suppose the three shots of Unicum gave me away.

If I wasn't in a fit state to give consent, it doesn't count, does it?

Techno

Quote from: Ithoriel on 15 December 2019, 10:58:18 AM
Snuff, that's the stuff ;)

You WIMP.....

Try Milliput dust......(NO....Don't)......Makes me sneeze my brains (or what's left of them)...Out....If I ever breathe that poop in.

Horrible damn stuff !!

Cheers - Phil

Chris Pringle

Thank god - you've still got tonic water!

... precious stuff, mind ... best dilute it with plenty of gin ...

Can anyone email me a potato?

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Chris Pringle on 20 March 2020, 02:39:20 PM
Can anyone email me a potato?

Can snail mail it, that do.....where is that Creme de Menthe, and I will have the chaser !  ;)
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Orcs

Are we supposed to be here - The government said we should avoid bars because of infecting each other.

I only came in here once and I caught a lead addiction.
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Last Hussar

Quote from: Ithoriel on 15 December 2019, 10:57:50 AM
Oh I don't do tabs, if you can't snort it up your nose I don't touch it.

And don't you look stupid with a super glue bottle stuck up your hooter.
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Well, Wedgie just drank the hand sanitizer...
At least the peanut is still moving so fast that friction sterilized it.
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Ace of Spades

By the way, I noticed we're out of toilet paper...  :(
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Sell a roll, one of each Pendraken starter armies
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