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« Reply #2250 on: 18 September 2019, 06:06:25 PM »

Not run out, we are just waiting for the next crop to go rancid.
Amarula instead.

Oh, and Ian, the reason your pint is flat is it's the same one you've been nursing for 5 years, and Bailey's is meant to be flat!
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« Reply #2251 on: 15 December 2019, 10:53:18 AM »

Right, I've looked in the till. We have 27 and a half pence. All in half pences, 3 Zloties, and a 25mm base with "3" written on it.

I'm going to need all of you to clear your tabs.
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« Reply #2252 on: 15 December 2019, 10:57:50 AM »

Oh I don't do tabs, if you can't snort it up your nose I don't touch it.
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« Reply #2253 on: 15 December 2019, 10:58:18 AM »

Oh I don't do tabs, if you can't snort it up your nose I don't touch it.

Snuff, that's the stuff Wink
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« Reply #2254 on: 15 December 2019, 11:56:54 AM »

Well I do about 10 tabs a day ! Another pint of Creme De Monte over hear barkeep
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« Reply #2255 on: 15 December 2019, 12:50:08 PM »

Okay, but this time lay off the meths chaser...
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« Reply #2256 on: 15 December 2019, 01:16:44 PM »

Right, I've looked in the till. We have 27 and a half pence. All in half pences, 3 Zloties, and a 25mm base with "3" written on it.
I'm going to need all of you to clear your tabs.

That IOU's definitely not mine. That's nothing like my handwriting. More like someone deliberately scribbling wrong-handed while impaired by alcohol ... ah.

I suppose the three shots of Unicum gave me away.

If I wasn't in a fit state to give consent, it doesn't count, does it?
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« Reply #2257 on: 15 December 2019, 02:52:18 PM »

Snuff, that's the stuff Wink

You WIMP.....

Try Milliput dust......(NO....Don't)......Makes me sneeze my brains (or what's left of them)...Out....If I ever breathe that poop in.

Horrible damn stuff !!

Cheers - Phil
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« Reply #2258 on: 20 March 2020, 02:39:20 PM »

Thank god - you've still got tonic water!

... precious stuff, mind ... best dilute it with plenty of gin ...

Can anyone email me a potato?
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« Reply #2259 on: 20 March 2020, 03:58:23 PM »

Can anyone email me a potato?

Can snail mail it, that do.....where is that Creme de Menthe, and I will have the chaser !  Wink
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« Reply #2260 on: 20 March 2020, 04:05:54 PM »

Are we supposed to be here - The government said we should avoid bars because of infecting each other.

I only came in here once and I caught a lead addiction.
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« Reply #2261 on: 20 March 2020, 05:14:43 PM »

Oh I don't do tabs, if you can't snort it up your nose I don't touch it.

And don't you look stupid with a super glue bottle stuck up your hooter.
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« Reply #2262 on: 20 March 2020, 06:35:07 PM »

Well, Wedgie just drank the hand sanitizer...
At least the peanut is still moving so fast that friction sterilized it.
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« Reply #2263 on: 24 March 2020, 09:15:48 AM »

By the way, I noticed we're out of toilet paper...  Sad
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« Reply #2264 on: 24 March 2020, 09:43:43 AM »

Sell a roll, one of each Pendraken starter armies
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