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Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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fsn

Quote from: Techno on 16 August 2018, 06:04:35 AM
Who wants to correct Will's spelling ?

"Where is everyone, its been quiet fur days!
No sexism, no insults, no grammer corrections!
The peanuts is almost sterile*...
I've even got pernod and creme d'menthe** still in the bottles and not smashed over someone's head!
Not even a thread hijacking to moan about***..."

* No, they're just taking precautions
** No you don't. The last bottle of creme de menthe was humanely destroyed in 2002.
*** You will fly this thread to Cuba Libre! ... no ... it's not a gun in my pocket ... I am just pleased to see you.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Techno on 16 August 2018, 06:04:35 AM
Who wants to correct Will's spelling ?

I wasn't about yesterday afto'...'cos I was trying to get a poorly sheep into a wheelbarrow.....(And failing 'cos Von wasn't there to help)
Gave up, and waited for Von to get home from the Pembrokeshire show !

Then had a panic, when I saw on the news that a horse had injured a number of folk at the show, when it bolted from the showjumping ring. (And where exactly would I expect Von and her friend to be ?)

Phoned around (Police, hospital, Von's friend's husband)...to see if I could glean anything ?
Was somewhat relieved when she got home, while I was out in the field trying to move the sheep for the umpteenth time...and getting rather wet.

In the end, the pair of us managed to move the sheep into the big barn, where it seemed to perk up.

Didn't get a stroke of work done in the afternoon.....And I'd been hoping to finish (Or all but finish) the range I'm working on for Leon, at the mo'......Hey Ho !
Good grief.....I could have done with a pint of creme d'menthe last night !

Cheers - Phil......Who's got aches all over the place, this morning ! (And I'd better go outside and see if the sheep's survived overnight !)

Reported you to RSPCA, and what range were dat ?
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Blue Bols and lemonade then Techno! Sounds like one hell of a day. Hugs.
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Techno

Quote from: ianrs54 on 16 August 2018, 07:46:18 AM
Reported you to RSPCA, and what range were dat ?

They won't come here, Ian...They'll go next door, to the so called animal 'sanctuary'......She's always being reported to the RSPCA !

Quote from: mad lemmey on 16 August 2018, 09:07:13 AM
Blue Bols and lemonade then Techno! Sounds like one hell of a day. Hugs.

Thanks, Will.....She didn't make it. (Mind you, she was at least as twice as old as 'normal' sheep gets to be.)

She was as stiff as a board when I went out to check.
Knacker-man has been phoned, to come and collect, before she gets too ripe ! X_X.....YIKKK !

Cheers - Farmer Giles. (Get orf moi land !)


Last Hussar

I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Sam and Ella extra ?
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fsn

I like your new board as well:
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Ithoriel

There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Techno

I like that !! ;D

Cheers - Phil

Last Hussar

Hamsters are the nickname adopted by Mark Hamill fans on twitter. Maybe 1 Star wars fan bought too many?
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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fsn

25 September 2018, 01:16:43 PM #2170 Last Edit: 25 September 2018, 01:18:38 PM by fsn
Oh good. Got here before Techno.

Barkeep! I'll have a double-death zombie killer and make it ... please.

What's a double-death zombie killer? have you not been trained as a barrista?

Right: a zombie is rum, rum, rum, pineapple juice, and lime juice. A zombie killer takes out the yucky bits - i.e the pineapple juice and replaces it with lemonade ... oh and the rum is yucky too.

A death zombie killer adds a bit of danger with an ice cube ... and a double death zombie killer is ...

Yes, two ice cubes. How perceptive of you.

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

Wotcha, Nobby.......Get 'em lined up...I'll be back in a minute (whenever).....Just gotta go and play on the barn roof, to clean out the gutters. =)

(I may be some time)

Cheers - Phil

fsn

Cleaning out the gutters?

Pint of gutter gunk for my friend, please.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

I'm down......and safe !

Though I got saddled with yet another job, which involved mole grips......WD 40, plastic gutters , 30 feet up in the air.....and a HUGE amount of bad language.....But, it's done and I didn't fall off the roof.

I'm way too old for this 'poop'.

Cheers - Kn*ckered of Wales. ;)

fsn

Techno descends to Von

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!