Forum barfight

[Techno]

He's got nothing on me.

I wish I had a proper build for a bloke....Then I might be able to be at the top of a ladder...and undo 'things' that need undoing. (Rather than swearing at the Universe.....I DID win in the end, though. )

Cheers - Mr I'm going to have a really hot bath tonight, to ease Mr Back.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Rum all round then...

[Womble67]

The last time I went up a set of ladders the bloody things broke thankfully I never hurt myself since then I've been wary of ladders.

Take care

Andy

[Techno]

I don't mind going UP the ladder......I don't mind getting onto the big barn's roof...(It's 'only'  about 20 feet up....But that's enough to do a lot of damage if I fell off.) And I don't mind walking along the very edge of the roof.

What gets me 'jittery' is getting my feet on the top few rungs of the ladder, when I'm coming down....'Cos I can't see exactly what I'm doing.

While I was up on the roof, yesterday....happy as anything....and having told Von I was perfectly safe......."Go and get on with the gee-gees, Von, I'm fine".....A gust of wind took the ladder crashing down....She thought I'd fallen off the roof.

Cheers - Phil

[Chris Pringle]

Oi you lot, careful with bringing all those ladders into the bar - too late, there goes my pint.

I wouldn't mind so much only it was a pint of absinthe, and it's bloody hard to get the real thing round here.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Listen, stop arguing about the rules, you go UP ladders, DOWN snakes!

No Westie, you can't put a real diamondback on the board again...

[Techno]

Do you want me to see if I can find that young adder, I let loose a while ago ?

(I hope it's 'done well'.)

Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

Yes ...  *snurk* ... quite well ...

[Westmarcher]

Snake Bites all round, barman! 

While I was up on the roof, yesterday....happy as anything....and having told Von I was perfectly safe......."Go and get on with the gee-gees, Von, I'm fine".....A gust of wind took the ladder crashing down....She thought I'd fallen off the roof.

 

If a stray Ostrich ever wanders into the farm, Phil, be extra careful ....


Has anyone else noticed that ever since poor Rod Hull "fell off his roof," Emu's been keeping a low profile? Just saying ...

[fsn]

These free crisps are stale.


They are crisps.



Aren't they?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Not sure, the eczema has been troubling me of late...

[fsn]

That is disgusting.


Cheese and onion. 

[Orcs]

The Peanuts on the bas also are not very salty - have you been sucking them and putting them back Nobby?

[fsn]

No! But look ... if I put one in here ... then *uugh* ... it pops out ... *Snurk* ... here! 

[Techno]

Talking of crisps.

The local 'mini supermarket'.....Had some new different flavours, on offer recently.....Really spicy....They were awesome......But I've not seen them since the promotion finished.
I wish 'they'd' doing that sort of thing.

(New flavours that you really think are brill....Then you never see them again ! )

Cheers - Phil