F.A.O Chelski fans (sorry Nik :D )

[Megamatman]

http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/

[Leon]

 

He's welcome to come to Boro on loan for a while... 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Is Torres some sort of Bull......../


IanS 

[nikharwood]

Matt - that's too funny mate...I honestly don't know why we bought him [the whim-of-the-owner notwithstanding] 

I hope he proves me wrong & bangs in a hat-trick at Old Trafford on Tuesday though [if he plays...]

[snafu]

As A UTD fan, its quite obvious from the game he was bought for his diving ability ...   

[Kiwidave]

At least they haven't been on the receiving end of a 8-1 thrashing! 

[nikharwood]

As A UTD fan, its quite obvious from the game he was bought for his diving ability ...   

Yep - maybe...not that we need that though - we've got some serious ability & strength up front [loved the way Rafael put his body in the way of the mighty mighty Didier...who ran through him  Drogba 1 Little Boy with Curly Hair & Dead Leg 0 

I still don't know how this wasn't a penalty though:



Shocking 

[Hertsblue]

Did you know that a certain Dennis Bergkamp played over ten hours of football for Arsenal before scoring his first goal? He then went on to score eighty-five more. Even the great Drog was called a failure in his first season for the Blues.  

[nikharwood]

Did you know that a certain Dennis Bergkamp played over ten hours of football for Arsenal before scoring his first goal? He then went on to score eighty-five more. Even the great Drog was called a failure in his first season for the Blues.  

This is true 

Which, of course, means that Fernando is pretty-much a shoe-in for an away hat-trick on Tuesday night [considering his performance today] right? Right??!

Oh- how I hope...

[Sandinista]

This is true 

Which, of course, means that Fernando is pretty-much a shoe-in for an away hat-trick on Tuesday night [considering his performance today] right? Right??!

Oh- how I hope...

Well there is always next season, assuming Chelski can finish above Spurs and Man City 

[Hertsblue]

Well there is always next season.

Which is presumably what Man U said last season.....

[Megamatman]

This is no longer amusing 

[nikharwood]

This is no longer amusing  

Yes it is - click on the link again  

[Leon]

Fernando Torres turns up at Stamford Bridge with a back pack. The security guard worriedly asks him what he's got in the bag. He replies "Porno dvd's, some counterfeit match day tickets, hooky replica shirts, some drugs & a gun!" The security guard says "Thank f**k for that...I thought you'd brought your boots!!!"

[snafu]

this will cheer the chelski fans up............

Breaking News....

Sky news have reported that Arsenals emirates stadium had a break in last night when thieves broke in and emptied the trophy room.

police have asked members of the public to be on the look out for a man carrying a red carpet.