Burmese invasion of China

Started by FierceKitty, 14 January 2021, 08:15:42 AM

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FierceKitty

Setting up even now. This one always gets me - I'd like to see the governments and most of the population of both countries dipped into boiling treacle and covered in the feathers of the jub-jub bird. I suppose I like Burma better - the food can be good, and it doesn't bear the scars of Maoism.
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mmcv

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What dynastic line is feeling the pinch from the uppity pre-Myanmarese?


FierceKitty

Ming. Ming. Why don't you give me a call?

I know a number of our northern and western neighbours; without exception they call their country Burma.
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FierceKitty

Draw. Both Ming commanders were wiped out, however, so I think on points I won this time. Sort of.
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Quote from: FierceKitty on 14 January 2021, 10:22:48 AM
Draw. Both Ming commanders were wiped out, however, so I think on points I won this time. Sort of.

For you sir a massive victory !
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FierceKitty

With the Burmese army it is! They seldom escape being clobbered.
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FierceKitty

14 January 2021, 12:20:20 PM #7 Last Edit: 14 January 2021, 12:27:26 PM by FierceKitty
The Chinese Hundred Dragon Hissing Monsoon Storm Heaven-Clouding Barbarian-chasing Auspicious Rocket Host (百龍希普季風風暴天雲野蠻追吉祥火箭主機 for short) advancing on the Ming right flank, where Lee had massed her artillery. My Burmese elephants on this side were protected by a ridge, however, and in fact suffered no losses in the game, despite an uncomfortable rear attack by some insolent Mongols.
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FierceKitty

14 January 2021, 12:23:12 PM #8 Last Edit: 14 January 2021, 12:24:45 PM by FierceKitty
My Siamese cavalry outflanked the Chinese left and took out the Prince of Souzhou, a major factor in the collapse of Chinese morale and discipline; sadly, Burmese morale and discipline took a nose-dive in the same round. You'll note a horde of Fukienese savages knocking over Prince Anutra of Bang Na, which didn't help our morale.
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You'd need a large spit to roast an elephant, and an even larger one to roast a column of those!  :o
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