Holding My Head in Despair

Started by T13A, 06 October 2020, 05:52:21 PM

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FierceKitty

I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno II

And a jailbird. ;)

Before anyone complains...........

Please don't get me wrong....I loathe racism, of any sort, to the Nth degree....and I could fully understand if some folk thought that this clip is/was very 'iffy'.
However......I think extracting the urine with comedy, sometimes gets 'the message' across better than anything else.

Cheers - Phil :)

steve_holmes_11

Quote from: FierceKitty on 08 October 2020, 05:12:25 AM
Is this the same thing as the Superbowl?

It's far superior because it involves a sport played by at least four countries.  ;)

FierceKitty

Can a typical Superbowl fan name at least four countries?
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Quote from: FierceKitty on 09 October 2020, 03:02:40 AM
Can a typical Superbowl fan name at least four countries?

Can any football fan, except Rugger, name 4 countries ?
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Quote from: ianrs54 on 09 October 2020, 07:43:03 AM
Can any football fan, except Rugger, name 4 countries ?

Well yes, Football (soccer) is an international game, most teams have players from more than 4 countries, and the UEAFA, European and World cups are all huge international competitions.
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Just been listening to a clip from the 'The only way is Essex', on the radio........Presumably they were visiting a zoo or safari park.

"Oh......Is that one an elephant ? "

"No...that one's a rhino...look...It's smaller."

:o :o :o :o :o

Gimme strength.  X_X


Cheers - Phil


Raider4

Quote from: steve_holmes_11 on 08 October 2020, 09:53:03 PM
It's far superior because it involves a sport played by at least four countries.  ;)

Ahh, the last remnants of Empire (see also rugby).

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Quote from: Techno II on 09 October 2020, 08:07:14 AM
Just been listening to a clip from the 'The only way is Essex', on the radio........Presumably they were visiting a zoo or safari park.

"Oh......Is that one an elephant ? "

"No...that one's a rhino...look...It's smaller."

:o :o :o :o :o

Gimme strength.  X_X


Cheers - Phil



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Techno II

I've never watched a single minute of it, Mark. :> :-bd

My knowledge of the prog comes virtually all from "I'm sorry, I haven't a clue," ripping the pee out of it.

Cheers - Phil :)

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I am somewhat bemused  at the number of people I have spoken to who are unaware of the existence of Hindus
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I was engaged to one.

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Quote from: flamingpig0 on 10 October 2020, 11:35:11 AM
I am somewhat bemused  at the number of people I have spoken to who are unaware of the existence of Hindus
You used to see a lot of them in Liverpool on a Friday night.  Group of women, trailing around in their glad rags, usually wearing sashes, and getting leery. One singled out with a tiara or a veil - usually without one shoe. At least one of them has her mascara streaked with tears. 
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Quote from: fsn on 10 October 2020, 01:43:25 PM
I was engaged to one.

She was my 3rd fiancee.


The one that got away.

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